... Are you going to come to my house to test the challenge? Because by you showing up unannounced and scaring the crap out of my family will count as an emergency in my book, and I am coming down the back way so you do not see me train my bow at your lower back.

You may want to think of a new plan to test it. And do not scuttle up my roof to knock on my window. That is certain death at the hands of someone who will quite literally squiggle her fat ass out of the tiny window special to bludgeon you with the decorative rock I keep near my bed. It is in need of a fresh coat of "paint" anyhow.
Ohmygod I am laughing so hard while typing this!