NinjaRooster's extremely talkative chat thread.

[ChirpChickens]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he does not exist.

my mom told me to tell you she likes tht one

 

[ChirpChickens]

I wish I didn't read that....

lol. ikr!

 

[Chachicken]

So, did I pass the test?

No way man

 

[MsChickenMomma]

You'll never guess what song is playing on my moms Pandora right now....

I'M $3XY AND I KNOW IT. *starts dancing*

 

[NinjaRooster]

my mom told me to tell you she likes tht one

One of my favorites.

 

[NinjaRooster]

You'll never guess what song is playing on my moms Pandora right now....

I'M $3XY AND I KNOW IT. *starts dancing* :yiipchick

NINJA BALL!!!! Or Jumprope. Or burpees. Or sparring. I've heard that song way too many times!

 

[NinjaRooster]

No way man

 

[ChirpChickens]

i was babysitting today and one child was holding the baby and another kid hit her:

me: hey! no hitting when she's holding the baby!
kid who hit: how about the rest of the time?
me: not as important
kid who hit: so.... i can hit her when she puts the baby down?
me: i never said that! it's just not as important!
kid who was hit: hah! you can't hit me! (runs around)
me: no running in the house if you're holding the baby!
hid who was hit: so i can run AFTER i put her down?
me:.................................... ugh!

lol

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

i was babysitting today and one child was holding the baby and another kid hit her:

me: hey! no hitting when she's holding the baby!
kid who hit: how about the rest of the time?
me: not as important
kid who hit: so.... i can hit her when she puts the baby down?
me: i never said that! it's just not as important!
kid who was hit: hah! you can't hit me! (runs around)
me: no running in the house if you're holding the baby!
hid who was hit: so i can run AFTER i put her down?
me:.................................... ugh!

lol

Oh man!
I've had kids do things similar too that,
Me: *trying to clean up house for kids parents*
the kids are eating pizza
kid #1 : *spills pizza sauce on floor*
me: can you tell me where the towels are so I can clean that?
kid #1: your not the boss of me.
me: oh really?
kid #2: yeah he can beat you up!
(I'm like 4x the size of this kid)
me: I can't fight someone as little as you so how about a pushup war? if you win I'll give you a dollar, if I win.... let me know where the towels are.
kid #1: alright, how do you win?
me: you do more pushups then me.
kid #1: Alright!
me: *does 100 straight pushups*
kid #1: *can't do 1 pushup*
kid #1 & 2 run in bathroom and lock door.
me:

 

[ChirpChickens]

Oh man!
I've had kids do things similar too that,
Me: *trying to clean up house for kids parents*
the kids are eating pizza
kid #1 : *spills pizza sauce on floor*
me: can you tell me where the towels are so I can clean that?
kid #1: your not the boss of me.
me: oh really?
kid #2: yeah he can beat you up!
(I'm like 4x the size of this kid)
me: I can't fight someone as little as you so how about a pushup war? if you win I'll give you a dollar, if I win.... let me know where the towels are.
kid #1: alright, how do you win?
me: you do more pushups then me.
kid #1: Alright!
me: *does 100 straight pushups*
kid #1: *can't do 1 pushup*
kid #1 & 2 run in bathroom and lock door.
me:

you walked into tht one..