This has been very interesting! Sorry it didn't all work out. 
I was just struck by the thought that perhaps a large-breasted, menopausal woman with hot flashes, might make an attempt with this? I'd volunteer, but I'm far too busy at this time & don't think the hubby would stand for it.
Patiently waiting for Buttcheek's egg to hatch.

I was just struck by the thought that perhaps a large-breasted, menopausal woman with hot flashes, might make an attempt with this? I'd volunteer, but I'm far too busy at this time & don't think the hubby would stand for it.

Patiently waiting for Buttcheek's egg to hatch.
