Non chicken related joke

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by firechicken, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. firechicken

    firechicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Jul 11, 2007
    Covington, GA
    My uncle sent this to me, just had to share.

    The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
    best
    at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
    He
    releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
    They
    question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
    extensive
    investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
    killing
    everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The
    rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
    bear.
    The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
     
  2. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    Way too funny!
     
  3. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    HAHA! THATS a good one!!
     

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