Non sequitur haikus

[MROO]

Okay, I must ask
for forgiveness beforehand.
Son shared, so must I ...

 

[electrycmonk]

Okay, I must ask
for forgiveness beforehand.
Son shared, so must I ...

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No need to forgive
an oldie but a goodie
I liked this one too

Puns fit like a glove
Photoshop adds to the fun
Don’t forget Dad jokes

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oh be not afraid,
Thy God goeth before thee;
His mercy endures!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Okay, I must ask
for forgiveness beforehand.
Son shared, so must I ...

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Oh no you didn't!
Outrageous you knew this was!
I can not forgive!

 

[electrycmonk]

Oh no you didn't!
Outrageous you knew this was!
I can not forgive!

Outrageous perhaps
Do or do not; there’s no try
Already forgave

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Outrageous perhaps
Do or do not; there’s no try
Already forgave

It was pretty good,
Poetry in motion yes;
Forgiveness granted!

 

[MROO]

It was pretty good,
Poetry in motion yes;
Forgiveness granted!

Does adding a chick
to each seat make it become
Poultry in motion?

 

[Sally PB]

I do not think so:
Chicks will make it a "chickshaw."
Use hens and roosters.

 

[electrycmonk]

With pecking orders
Which one will be the driver
broodies in backseats?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Y'all are killing me!
Rolling on the floor I am;
I can't catch my breath!