Non sequitur haikus

[electrycmonk]

Ethics & truth are
Metaphorical guard rails;
Have no time@for lies

(Then I saw the @ error & added this reply)

Auto-correct sux
Trips@me@up way 2 often!
@ next to space bar
#TalkinHaiku #errors

 

[electrycmonk]

Next time. Warm me, eh?
Gutter humour is quite fun;
Juxtapositions

Linguistic limericks,
Double entendre’s play well
At adult recess

 

[electrycmonk]

You give what you get?
Toying with text & icons;
Shame has no place here!

Appreciate it,
Alas I’m but, a human
Yet, error much more

 

[electrycmonk]

Me? Gearheaded #G33K
Wax nostalgia ain’t easy;
#Dyslexic “normal.”

Legos, Lincoln Logs,
My mental asymmetry;
“Plays well with others!”

 

[electrycmonk]

Relevant meaning
Weigh anchor, float down that drain
Submicronic sail

 

[electrycmonk]

Part_ickle giggles?
Will you laugh at anything
Snarky slumbering

 

[electrycmonk]

Fell outta the chair
Laughing at your imag’ry
One might say you tease

Languages & rules
Syntax & fools often start
Leaving us confused!

 

[electrycmonk]

You feeling frisky?
Or dropping innuendos
As your best punch lines?

 

[electrycmonk]

Divisive? Maybe
#Breakfast can be one-sided;
Scones, toast or muffins?
#TalkinHaiku #foodies #HaikuThursday #HaikuChallenge #haiku #patience #AllOfTheAbove

 

[electrycmonk]

Update scorecard ‘stat’
these meme’s are a true high tide;
Beware undertow