Non sequitur haikus

[MROO]

Poking fun at myself here…..

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I guess I’m guilty
been riding since ‘88
Is this a bad thing?
#TalkinHaiku #meditation #humour #HaikuHumor #HaikuThursday #Haiku
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What a wild flashback!
My cousin built a "giraffe,"
Rode it EV'rywhere!

 

[electrycmonk]

Granite is her name
waking her at your peril
isn’t the worst choice
#TalkinHaiku #meditation

 

[electrycmonk]

Cthulhu riddle
considering the last time
Styx was our mattress

#TalkinHaiku #vss365 (implied)
#FromOneLine 260 #Haiku #HaikuHorrorPrompt #BraveWrite
#meditation #vsspoem

 

[electrycmonk]

Darkness surrounds us
be careful riding that bus
in the end, your dust
#TalkinHaiku #HaikuThursday

 

[electrycmonk]

My initial reply…


Her next reply (I found quite humourous)


So I replied in my usual helpful way… (smirks)

Oh don’t be jelly,
In the BayofEvil, look;
Bucket list awaits?

Fear not, ask Santa,
You have been *good*, haven’t you?
At least, good at it?

 

[electrycmonk]

My reply…

Grew up 1 & 2,
When camping? 3. Otherwise
these 4’s look like fun!
#TalkinHaiku #meditation #OCD

 

[electrycmonk]

“What’s up,” not my gig
On the other hand, playful
Metaphors? Game on…
#TalkinHaiku

 

[MROO]

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My "Bag of Holding"
only works for his extras
when HE carries it!

 

[electrycmonk]

Melting into bed
she’s returning to the earth
before the moon’s rise

 

[electrycmonk]

(My reply)

Wet dreams for the dead
listening to life’s soundtrack
Shuffle, drown, repeat