Non sequitur haikus

[MROO]

Celebration Time!
Eggs from all but retirees.
No more freeloaders!

 

[sourland]

Dentist visit fail.
He could not make me go numb.
Root canal postpone.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Pain in knee is not
Getting better as I'd hoped.
Back to clinic now.

Is meniscus torn?
MRI may tell the tale.
After that, who knows?

 

[MROO]

Maryland Winters,
Fifty-six today, lovely!
Tonight, down to 10.

That's Fahrenheit, Folks.
The wind tonight is vicious.
I'm SO done! I quit!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Capricious is the
Weather these days, one never
Knows how one should dress!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I stepped out of bed,
Knee went SNAP! and down I went
Can't walk at all now.

 

[MROO]

I stepped out of bed,
Knee went SNAP! and down I went
Can't walk at all now.

How's your knee today?
Have the docs figured it out?
Are things improving?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Thank you for asking!
I do have an appointment
To get an eval.

Meanwhile I can't walk
So I'm being waited on
By my loving fam.

 

[MROO]

Celebration Time!
Eggs from all but retirees.
No more freeloaders!

Went straight from "No Eggs"
to a persistent broody.
If she "sticks," we'll see ...

 

[Sally PB]

The story so far:
Six hens are laying eggs now,
Four are freeloaders.