Non sequitur haikus

[electrycmonk]

(seriously. I fed her a chunk of potato and the next thing I knew she has both feet In my soup and is spilling it on my lap. I dropped it and ran. I watched fearfully from inside as the horde descended. When they dispersed, the bowl was empty.)

a feeding frenzy.
fleet-footed frivolous freaks;
fancy foreign food.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

(seriously. I fed her a chunk of potato and the next thing I knew she has both feet In my soup and is spilling it on my lap. I dropped it and ran. I watched fearfully from inside as the horde descended. When they dispersed, the bowl was empty.)

(I gave my chickens a bowl of pomegranate arils, once. The porch looked like a murder scene by the time they were finished.)

 

[electrycmonk]

I tried to do 5, 7, 5, is that correct?

first, follow feathers.
steady symbol shadows seven.
follow fleet fingers.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

The middle of the night
Awake I still am, and I smile
As my roosters crow.

Such silly things, cocks
Singing at night, in the dark
The ladies ignore.

Ah, I sure do wish
That I had such a rooster.
But sometimes I don’t.

first, follow feathers.
steady symbol shadows seven.
follow fleet fingers.

Confusing. But alas,
That is a regular thing.
Birds, explain it to me.

 

[cheepteach]

Autumn has arrived
hens devour garden remains
fat hens are happy

 

[electrycmonk]

Ah, I sure do wish
That I had such a rooster.
But sometimes I don’t.

Confusing. But alas,
That is a regular thing.
Birds, explain it to me.

Almost have it down,
Remember to count the sound.
It will always work.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Girls wade in the grass,
Just like the moon wades in stars.
I just wade in bugs.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Girls wade in the grass,
Just like the moon wades in stars.
I just wade in bugs.

Yes? Did I do it?

 

[Sally PB]

Six chicks become four.
When will chicken math strike me?
Next April, I hope!

 

[Sally PB]

Cute fluffy bottoms
Gave me my breakfast today.
I love my chickens.