Non sequitur haikus

[Sally PB]

I will take dryness
Over devastating floods.
Sally, shut your mouth!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

We get rain, then heat.
The humidity is high!
I just stay inside.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I will not complain!
In winter, ooh, it's so cold!
Winter, it's so cold it hurts!
I'm a desert gal!

 

[electrycmonk]

Why can't it just rain? Be careful what you ask for, Texans prayed for rain.

Darkness all around
my morbid sense of humour
thus laugh emoji……

it’s a coping tool
& I’ve had it for decades
then awkward silence….

 

[BigBlueHen53]

It's hard to be seen
When we make masks for ourselves;
Still, we can be loved.

 

[electrycmonk]

It is a Monday…
this blew up over weekend
Running late to class

#TalkinHaiku



[edit to add] Listening to this on pandora enroute to class this morning….

 

[MROO]

It is a Monday…
this blew up over weekend
Running late to class

#TalkinHaiku

Ouch! ...
X5
X7
X5!

 

[electrycmonk]

Ouch! ...
X5
X7
X5!

I appreciate
My morbid sense of humour
is why I’m laughing….

Finished with my class
waiting for the “success coach”
then… to the E.R.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Ow, electrycmonk!
What on earth is that swelling?!?
Keep us posted, please!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Ouch! ...
X5
X7
X5!

That is easily
The single most creative
Haiku I have seen!