Non sequitur haikus

[electrycmonk]

Years ago, I coined
one in my own defense, "BIC"
It's "Because I Can!"

So make a hashtag
add the pound sign to them both
This explains faster

#BIC is #BecauseiCan

I play with madness
No ring around the collar
Fur kids like it too

 

[electrycmonk]

A fine line between
tragedy & comedy
how well do you dance?
#TalkinHaiku #Haikuthursday #_Haiku #vss365 #micropoetry #vsspoem

 

[MROO]

So make a hashtag
add the pound sign to them both
This explains faster

#BIC is #BecauseiCan

I play with madness
No ring around the collar
Fur kids like it too

I don't understand
the whole "hashtag" business.
Hashtag me "Old School"

 

[electrycmonk]

I don't understand
the whole "hashtag" business.
Hashtag me "Old School"

Took me a good year-
My #OldSchool is ASCII art
“Know what I mean Vern?”

(Pronounced: AS-Ski)
Examples:
-((00))-
;>)
8>)

Recall this, you do?
Back in the early 90’s
Modem baud rating?

 

[electrycmonk]

In through the out door
from 1 journey to the next
choose what is to be

For if U choose not,
a path will have chosen U
right there on the spot

it may feel crazy
Whether subconsciously or
In the hands of fate
#TalkinHaiku #OnePicPoetry
#HaikuThursday #meditation #Haiku #senryu

 

[MROO]

Took me a good year-
My #OldSchool is ASCII art
“Know what I mean Vern?”

(Pronounced: AS-Ski)
Examples:
-((00))-
;>)
8>)

Recall this, you do?
Back in the early 90’s
Modem baud rating?

Recall this, I do!
Still have punchcards stashed away.
Nostalgia? Nope, MESS!

 

[electrycmonk]

I’ve been here 4 days
Doing repairs after theft;
Humid heat exhaust’s!

Insomnia’s tease
a nap is what just had
going back to sleep

Hope alarm wakes me
have important list to do
Time limited now!
#TalkinHaiku. #HaikuThursday #HaikuLust #senryu #meditation #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

 

[electrycmonk]

Awoke from a dream a short bit ago.. will share later…

Typical fashion…
wierd & fun, That’s all in one
It’s Sesame Street
#TalkinHaiku #HaikuThursday #HaikuSaturday #senryu #meditation #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

 

[MROO]

Awoke from a dream a short bit ago.. will share later…

Typical fashion…
wierd & fun, That’s all in one
It’s Sesame Street
#TalkinHaiku #HaikuThursday #HaikuSaturday #senryu #meditation #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

I want to go back
to Sesame Street. Don't like
the one I'm on now!

 

[electrycmonk]

From 7/24/22 I awakened from a dream ~7AM & saved these haiku by 9:30AM

(This was the twitterverse intro last night to this dream I had back on the 24th)

Finally posting
#PBS dream from morning
As I wait 4 sleep
1/18

So I just woke up
Of me on Sesame Street
As real as ever
1/17


Not a crew member
Lots of green screens & muppets
What the heck is this
2/17


Just rolling around
Feels totally natural
Speaking in haikus
3/17


You don’t understand
Give’um some gazzum as well;
What? That’s happy ears!
4/17

Didn’t care how long
24,000 seemed short
To 3 year old me
5/17


While copy-n-pasting each haiku as a separate reply FROM “notepad” TO the original post; the iPhone decided to paste the hashtag list in place of the haiku #6 instead of letting me copy #6 FROM notepad! In windows there is “CNTL+Z” for a quick reversal of key or mouse action. Not so for iPhone! So haiku #6 from the dream about “The Count” is gone before it could of been shared. This dang sure NOT the 1st time this has happened to me when moving ideas, lists, haiku, or text for any number of reasons on this iphone. It sure won’t be the last time either! So this was my image to it last night when posting….
vanished by delay
Copy & pasting from Note
Software glitches on screen

The original
No CNTL Z in iphone
So it is now lost
6/17


Fear might hold ya back
No matter how hard it tries
Love will find a way
7/17


You’ll succeed some day
No matter how old you are
It’s just not that far
8/17


Before I turned 3
I knew I wanted to move
Join that family
9/17


Didn’t care which state
and live in That neighborhood
to feel all that love
10/17


The Count loves the math
He showed how to break it down
24,000
11/17


It’s best to divide
By easy numbers we learn
Hours weeks & years
12/17


Hours in a week?
168 hours
Cuts it down quickly
13/17


How many is that?
142 week
Just shy of 3 years
14/17


Calendar counting?
365 days
Still comes out the same
15/17

24,000
It’s nothing to be scared of
Counting can be fun
16/17


24,000/168=142.85 weeks
24,000/365=2.73 years

That’s #TalkinHaiku
#senryu is irony
#meditation helps
17/17