Non sequitur haikus

[tranquiliti]

Before July 4th
I fell from my bicycle
And broke my right foot

Orthopedic boot
Has left me with a shrinking
Gastrocnemius

#TalkInHaiku

 

[Chookwagn]

Bless me with some sleep
Me thinking? Or did I thunk?
The sounds of silence

But then I awoke
That invisible thing... wind
Controls the treescape

Movement in the night
Powerful night vision eyes
Seen but yet unseen

 

[Chookwagn]

Crawling from the back
Unexpected appearing
Visions from the past

Backtracking...? Would I?
Investment? worth while now?
Passed under the bridge

Would it feel the same...
Answers not within my grasp
Floods of questions now

 

[electrycmonk]

Squirrel! What did you see?
A spider in the corner
Preping for the ants

 

[MROO]

Squirrel! What did you see?
A spider in the corner
Preping for the ants

Squirrel, spiders, ants
This reads like the behavior
of my dogs and cats!

 

[electrycmonk]

Too many people
Suffering from R.C.I.
It’s self inflicted

The view is quite dark
Rectal cranial invert
healthy, it is not

rather scary that
way too many drive this way
there is no known cure

#drivers

 

[MROO]

Too many people
Suffering from R.C.I.
It’s self inflicted

The view is quite dark
Rectal cranial invert
healthy, it is not

rather scary that
way too many drive this way
there is no known cure

#drivers

Diagnosis is
Ocular Rectalitis.
It's worth a Google!

 

[electrycmonk]

You can do the math
Shooting from the hip is best
With this game’s chaos!
#TalkinHaiku

(Todays M&M guessing contest) /facepalm

 

[electrycmonk]

What an odd question
Imagine the irony
Hints are on post “2”
#TalkinHaiku

 

[MROO]

Best hen dead today.
DD's DD* snatched her right
off eggs. FURIOUS!

* DD's DD is
Dear Daughter's D**d Dog. WILL NOT
PUPPYSIT AGAIN!