Non sequitur haikus

[sourland]

Went to a movie.
Little did I know content
would border on porn.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I've walked out before
On movies that surprise me;
Bait and switch, they do!

 

[Sally PB]

I almost did that!
Alien Resurrection
Really 'twas that bad.

Hubby wouldn't leave.
March: it was too cold to go
Sit out in the car.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Five Easy Pieces
Was the one that got to me.
The lobby was warm.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I was very young.
That was the very last time
I went out with him!

 

[MROO]

Now that I'm retired,
There's nowhere I need to go
Unless I want to.

We're out of coffee!
That is an emergency!
To the store, right now!

Had to make minor
edit to avoid going
to BYC Jail!

 

[MROO]

Went to a movie.
Little did I know content
would border on porn.

Went to a movie.
Little did I know content
LOVED Moana II!

(Surprise Christmas Gift from DD!)

 

[MROO]

I've walked out before
On movies that surprise me;
Bait and switch, they do!

Mom took us to see
"new" Alice in Wonderland.
Never made it in.

Theatre was sold.
New line-up? All "Adult" Flicks"
Definitely NOT!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Can't be too careful!
Even commercials get ya!
Shock and awe and gasp!

 

[sourland]

And what I learned from
National Geographic
is now on TV.