Non sequitur haikus

[sourland]

I give up. I QUIT!
TWO unbreakable broodies.
I DON'T NEED MORE CHICKS!

Big Blue Hen is right.
Just give two eggs each to them.
Two chicks for each hen.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Tornado watch here.
Praying it doesn't get worse.
Y'all be safe out there!

 

[MROO]

Big Blue Hen is right.
Just give two eggs each to them.
Two chicks for each hen.

Call me weak, but I
can't toss developing eggs.
Ship's already sailed!

 

[Sally PB]

We are dang lucky.
Michigan misses out on
So much bad weather.

Tornadoes, a few,
And ice storms not withstanding,
Bad stuff misses us.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Tornado been, gone,
Many more all around us
But we are safe now.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Weatherman was tense
Watching tornado approach
His own home tonight!

But they only left
Their posts for three short minutes
Then got back to work!

 

[MROO]

Call me weak, but I
can't toss developing eggs.
Ship's already sailed!

I can't let this slide.
OCD is kicking in.
I HAVE to edit:

"Ship's already sailed.
Call me weak, but I can't toss
developing eggs."

There. Now I can sleep.
That's been bothering me since
I posted the thing!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

This is all Monk's fault.
Am I the only one here
Who now thinks in verse?

Who thinks in haiku?
Who edits even their thoughts:
Five, seven and five?

It's an obsession!
The rhythm of the whole world
Seems to fall in place.

 

[Sally PB]

Gosh, I love this thread!
Because it makes me think and
Haiku are just... fun.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Yes indeed they are!
Where else can you just ponder
And be a poet?