Non sequitur haikus

[AntiqueB]

That is a heat wave!
We can only dream of it!
We hit thirty-two.

 

[Eroica]

Here we are too warm -
Snow is melting, it's icy
Temp is forty-three.

This is not normal
For a February 10
In Alberta, here.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oh, February!
Only twenty-eight days? Ha!
You're the longest month!

You have Groundhog Day,
Valentine's and President's,
Black History, too.

You're also Heart Month
Not to mention Mardi Gras;
And Chinese New Year!

How do you do it?
In just twenty-eight short days!
Oh, February!

 

[sourland]

Oh, February!
Only twenty-eight days? Ha!
You're the longest month!

You have Groundhog Day,
Valentine's and President's,
Black History, too.

You're also Heart Month
Not to mention Mardi Gras;
And Chinese New Year!

How do you do it?
In just twenty-eight short days!
Oh, February!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Why, your accolades
Quite humbled me! Whod'a thunk
I'd earn YOUR praise, Sir!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I can't help myself!
I think I think in haiku!
And it's all your fault!