Non sequitur haikus

[Sally PB]

All hail! Big Blue Hen
Is Queen of the haiku thread!
All hail Big Blue Hen!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Don't be so silly!
You are embarrassing me!
It is all in fun!

 

[MROO]

In like a lion!
Oh March, you are living up
To your ill repute.

Fires in the west!
Tornadoes in the middle!
Blizzards in the east!

Below freezing here,
Over one hundred down south!
March, have you no shame?

You're great with spot-on
month characterizations.
Write a calendar!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I appreciate
All y'all's compliments, I do!
I'll give it some thought.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

It could be something
I may never do again.
We'll just have to see.