I gave away a bowl of Coturnix eggs and let her know that I didn't wash them. I usually keep them unwashed until I eat them. They aren't too dirty to begin with anyway.
The next time I saw my friend, she said "Man, those eggs are SO dirty! I've spent so much time scrubbing them!" And I said "What do you mean? They're probably cleaner than my chicken eggs?" And she said "But I've been scrubbing off all the brown spots!" I had a good laugh and let her know that wasn't dirt.
She took a photo of her handiwork for me:

The next time I saw my friend, she said "Man, those eggs are SO dirty! I've spent so much time scrubbing them!" And I said "What do you mean? They're probably cleaner than my chicken eggs?" And she said "But I've been scrubbing off all the brown spots!" I had a good laugh and let her know that wasn't dirt.

She took a photo of her handiwork for me: