Junkmanme's fake headline reminded me of the all time greatest line from "WKRP in Cicinanti" (pardon my spelling):
"With God as my witness.... I thought turkeys could fly!"--Mr. Carlson
If you don't recall the episode, news reporter Les Nesman had just finished a vivid commentary about the Thanksgiving Give Away turkeys being thrown out of the helicopter to the people waiting in the parking lot below. Seems it was similar to the Hindenberg tape, but TONS funnier!
But then, "Oh, the humanity!" gets used by anyone in this family that feels they are being oppressed. That started after Middle Child was in the school puppet play and her character said it. They had been urging her to "project" her voice, so she used her "fighting with and yelling at sister" voice. I cracked up so bad every time she had a line, I had to tell her principal what my problem was. They all knew Big Sister, so I was forgiven my outbursts.
Also, I pity any new person just coming to this list. Em is NOT mass farming emus. Or turkeys. Or mutant, radioactive chickens. But you guys DO make me look forward to reading this thread when it shows up in my email! I'll go back to lurking just over ten miles from the border of NC/VA.