NOT a reccommended diet plan!!!!

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  1. newchickowner

    newchickowner Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You know it's that time of year where everyone is sharing diet plans. This was emailed to me and I got a kick out of it, thought ya'll might too. Sorry in advance if you don't. [​IMG]


    Amputation Diet Plan
    Procedure Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
    Clip finger and toenails 1 ounce maximum
    Haircut 2-6 ounces
    Drastic Haircut / Headshave 4-12 ounces
    Trim Body Hair 1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men) 24 lbs (Greek men) [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Remove a wart 1 oz.
    Take a diuretic 1-3 pounds (temporary)
    Take a laxative 1-2 pounds (temporary)
    Colon Therapy / Take an Enema 2-3 pounds (temporary)
    Run a marathon on a hot day [​IMG] 3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
    Amputate your arm 10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
    Amputate your leg 15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
    Poop 0-2 pounds (temporary)
    Take a big pee. up to 1.5 pounds
    Take a big poop up to 2.5 pounds
    Go barefoot 1-2 pounds
    Don't wear underwear
    3 oz (thong) 5lbs (granny panties)
    Go Naked [​IMG] 1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
    Contact lenses vs. Glasses [​IMG] 0.3 pounds
    No liquids all day 1-2 pounds
    No food all day 2-3 pounds
    No salt all day 0-1 pound
    Liposuction 10 lbs maximum per surgery
    Donate a kidney 3 pounds.
    Breast Reduction Surgery 5-15 pounds typically.
    Vascetomy none.

    I suppose that I should probably take a little bit of space to warn you that amputating a limb is not really a wise way to lose weight. In fact, almost all of the above suggestions are very poor.
     
  2. seminolewind

    seminolewind Flock Mistress Premium Member

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    That's disgusting, LOL
     
  3. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    [​IMG] PC"s been modeling !!! [​IMG]
     
  4. Wooden_Pony

    Wooden_Pony Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. Gonzo the Great

    Gonzo the Great Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I like the nudity diet plan...the more you see, the less you're inclined to eat... which is my case...not that I am sold by the case....[​IMG]
     
  6. newchickowner

    newchickowner Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. Ang

    Ang Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My husband tried the amputate your leg diet 20 years ago. While he did lose about 15 lbs, he just gained it all back after we got married. They say that 90% of dieters gain back what they lost and then some. [​IMG]

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  8. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    [​IMG] OH no!!

    My hubby had a work accident a year and a half ago - almost chopped BOTH legs off at the ankles..... he did break both, had surgeries etc.... I can't imagine how hard it must be to lose a leg! [​IMG]
     
  9. Ang

    Ang Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Did your hubby come through okay?

    He lives a completely normal life. He drives semi, climbs ladders, runs, coaches basketball and unlike most people has more than 2 left feet.
     
  10. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Quote:Did your hubby come through okay?

    He lives a completely normal life. He drives semi, climbs ladders, runs, coaches basketball and unlike most people has more than 2 left feet.

    My hubby is fine, he does still have pain in his legs.... and nasty scars - I think the pain will get worse as he ages....

    (ON a side note, let me tell you he OWES me for all that nursing I did! [​IMG] he couldn't MOVE for at least a week, and then he could barely get himself into a wheelchair for a few moments - it was HELL for ME :eek: )
     

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