Lol, for that I need to bring my mom into the picture… She’s 75 this year and lives around the corner. She’s a city girl who raised a heathen. But my dad completely encouraged my obsessions by moving mom out to the “country” (it’s SoCal, 1/2 acre is “country”), all in order to buy me a pony. It only got worse…but as soon as I was on my own, mom, dad and my siblings skedaddled back to regular SoCal subdivisions.
Fast forward many decades. Dad’s been gone for 12 years now, and mom lives around the corner from me. It’s a very “urban” subdivision in a very rural area. The only time I haven’t had livestock (horses mostly) was from 2015-2019. In 2019 was when I sold the last of my land and moved to mom’s subdivision.
In 2019, on the winds of Santa Ana, a chicken showed up in my yard. Mind you, I live in a 200 acre subdivision with 1600 other houses. The nearest chickens are at least a half mile away. (My original intro I think is titled “the hen that fell from the sky”)
I also have 3 dogs. Two that are dachshund/jrt mix and a chihuahua type. But they’d been around livestock and parrots their entire lives, so they left the chicken alone. But why the chicken actually stayed,

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Dorothy was a game-type hen, and I could not catch her. She showed up in October, decided she liked it here, and lived in a tree in my yard. On Super Bowl Sunday 2020, she didn’t come out for breakfast. She’d vanished. I found a few larger feathers, but no bird or parts.
We all know what happened next… In March, Covid. I suddenly had two 80 year old relatives that were housebound at their house, I was working from home, so I moved them in with me so it was easier to help them. Everyone had enjoyed watching & hearing about the accidental chicken, so I had the brilliant idea to get more, with a proper home.
Submitted the plans to the hoa, got all the signatures from my neighbors and off to a local hatchery we went. I ordered four, the welsummer, the legbar, the gold polish, and the silver polish, but they didn’t have any polish yet.
The welsummer and legbar were the first two. They came home in April. Covid caused all sorts of supply chain issues, so those two spent until July in the chicken condo, a giant dog kennel, in my laundry room.
The welsummer started making noises, as chickens do. Only they are not chicken noises. She barks. She knocks. She moans. She groans. She yells. But she does not cluck. My mother finds this exceedingly funny. I do not.
I mentioned siblings. I have a sister a few years younger. She *never* shuts up. She is not above temper tantrums, even though she’s also now in her 5th decade.
My mother named the chicken who won’t shut up after my sister who won’t shut up.
The legbar is as quiet as a church mouse. So she became Not-Carla.
(Note: Carla-the-human is actually a great sport, and she thinks it’s hilarious that she has a chicken named after her. Her 7yo granddaughter is also amused that great grandma named the chicken after grandma and FaceTimes grandma Carla whenever she is here, so grandma can watch the namesake chicken get fed worms and grubs she digs out of the compost bin.)
I’ve tried everything to get her to shut up and that was how the egg laying in the condo became a daily ritual. Carla winds herself up to level 100 for about an hour before she lays. This drove me insane. It sounds like a human is being tortured. I was convinced my poor neighbors were going to rescind the permission to have them, so I’d go out and grab her so she could make as much noise as she wanted to from the center of the house. She quiets down, lays her egg, then goes back outside.
I’m now very well trained and Carla is a spoiled, noisy brat.
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