As the title says. its a skit. Im Putting the intails
Balaam And His Donkey
CAST:
AJ: Donkey
SE: Balaam
AV: Angel
LH: Ballack
EJ: Israel
LH: Balaam, Go to Israel And curse them.
SE: As you wish...
* SE Leaves, And LH Gets out of the scene*
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AV Stands In the middle of the hall, Blocking SE&AJ
*SE Riding AJ*
AJ: Eee-Honk * Stops *
SE: Go on, STUPID DONKEY! * Slaps AJ*
AJ: Hoooonnnk * Stays Still *
SE: GET MOVING! * Slaps Harder *
AJ: * Kicks Back Leg Up * Eee-HONK!
SE: *Punches AJ* MOVE!!!!!!!
AJ: Why Have you hit me Master,Have i not been A Good Donkey till now?
SE: ( With no shock ) Yes...
AJ : Then Why Have you Hit me These three times?
SE: You wont Move
*SE Suddenly looks Up, And sees AV Standing there *
SE: Oh, Hiya Angel!
AV: Go To Israel, But do not curse them, Bless Them!
SE: Yes
* AJ Smiles Smugly *
______________________________
*SE Looks At AJ And Says:*
SE: Blessed Is Israel, And your God!
EJ: Thunk Ya
SE: Thunk? I think you mean " Think "
EJ: Yup.
*SE Shakes her Head *
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LH: Did you Curse them?
SE: Nope, But a Donkey helped me realize I Was blind.
LH: Say WHA????
AJ: Yup.
*LH Faints *
THE END!
Balaam And His Donkey
CAST:
AJ: Donkey
SE: Balaam
AV: Angel
LH: Ballack
EJ: Israel
LH: Balaam, Go to Israel And curse them.
SE: As you wish...
* SE Leaves, And LH Gets out of the scene*
_______________________________
AV Stands In the middle of the hall, Blocking SE&AJ
*SE Riding AJ*
AJ: Eee-Honk * Stops *
SE: Go on, STUPID DONKEY! * Slaps AJ*
AJ: Hoooonnnk * Stays Still *
SE: GET MOVING! * Slaps Harder *
AJ: * Kicks Back Leg Up * Eee-HONK!
SE: *Punches AJ* MOVE!!!!!!!
AJ: Why Have you hit me Master,Have i not been A Good Donkey till now?
SE: ( With no shock ) Yes...
AJ : Then Why Have you Hit me These three times?
SE: You wont Move
*SE Suddenly looks Up, And sees AV Standing there *
SE: Oh, Hiya Angel!
AV: Go To Israel, But do not curse them, Bless Them!
SE: Yes
* AJ Smiles Smugly *
______________________________
*SE Looks At AJ And Says:*
SE: Blessed Is Israel, And your God!
EJ: Thunk Ya
SE: Thunk? I think you mean " Think "
EJ: Yup.
*SE Shakes her Head *
____________________________________
LH: Did you Curse them?
SE: Nope, But a Donkey helped me realize I Was blind.
LH: Say WHA????
AJ: Yup.
*LH Faints *
THE END!