As the title says. its a skit. Im Putting the intails Balaam And His Donkey CAST: AJ: Donkey SE: Balaam AV: Angel LH: Ballack EJ: Israel LH: Balaam, Go to Israel And curse them. SE: As you wish... * SE Leaves, And LH Gets out of the scene* _______________________________ AV Stands In the middle of the hall, Blocking SE&AJ *SE Riding AJ* AJ: Eee-Honk * Stops * SE: Go on, STUPID DONKEY! * Slaps AJ* AJ: Hoooonnnk * Stays Still * SE: GET MOVING! * Slaps Harder * AJ: * Kicks Back Leg Up * Eee-HONK! SE: *Punches AJ* MOVE!!!!!!! AJ: Why Have you hit me Master,Have i not been A Good Donkey till now? SE: ( With no shock ) Yes... AJ : Then Why Have you Hit me These three times? SE: You wont Move *SE Suddenly looks Up, And sees AV Standing there * SE: Oh, Hiya Angel! AV: Go To Israel, But do not curse them, Bless Them! SE: Yes * AJ Smiles Smugly * ______________________________ *SE Looks At AJ And Says:* SE: Blessed Is Israel, And your God! EJ: Thunk Ya SE: Thunk? I think you mean " Think " EJ: Yup. *SE Shakes her Head * ____________________________________ LH: Did you Curse them? SE: Nope, But a Donkey helped me realize I Was blind. LH: Say WHA???? AJ: Yup. *LH Faints * THE END!