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8 Years
Jul 22, 2011
Chicken Heaven
As the title says. its a skit. Im Putting the intails

Balaam And His Donkey


AJ: Donkey

SE: Balaam

AV: Angel

LH: Ballack

EJ: Israel

LH: Balaam, Go to Israel And curse them.

SE: As you wish...

* SE Leaves, And LH Gets out of the scene*
AV Stands In the middle of the hall, Blocking SE&AJ

*SE Riding AJ*

AJ: Eee-Honk * Stops *

SE: Go on, STUPID DONKEY! * Slaps AJ*

AJ: Hoooonnnk * Stays Still *

SE: GET MOVING! * Slaps Harder *

AJ: * Kicks Back Leg Up * Eee-HONK!

SE: *Punches AJ* MOVE!!!!!!!

AJ: Why Have you hit me Master,Have i not been A Good Donkey till now?

SE: ( With no shock ) Yes...

AJ : Then Why Have you Hit me These three times?

SE: You wont Move

*SE Suddenly looks Up, And sees AV Standing there *

SE: Oh, Hiya Angel!

AV: Go To Israel, But do not curse them, Bless Them!

SE: Yes

* AJ Smiles Smugly *


*SE Looks At AJ And Says:*

SE: Blessed Is Israel, And your God!

EJ: Thunk Ya

SE: Thunk? I think you mean " Think "

EJ: Yup.

*SE Shakes her Head *


LH: Did you Curse them?

SE: Nope, But a Donkey helped me realize I Was blind.

LH: Say WHA????

AJ: Yup.

*LH Faints *


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