OH! I got one.........
When our oldest boy was about 3, he approached his dad in the night. (Mind you, this was a 'newly acquired' dad as we had not been married even a year yet. My dear, beloved DH happily touted missing baby spit up and dirty diapers.)
At any rate, the boy walks up to his soundly sleeping dad and says, "here dad" as he is gingerly placing in dad's hand a nice, large treasure the boy had found.........
in his nose...........
DH would have rather had the spit up and dirty diapers.
When our oldest boy was about 3, he approached his dad in the night. (Mind you, this was a 'newly acquired' dad as we had not been married even a year yet. My dear, beloved DH happily touted missing baby spit up and dirty diapers.)
At any rate, the boy walks up to his soundly sleeping dad and says, "here dad" as he is gingerly placing in dad's hand a nice, large treasure the boy had found.........
in his nose...........
DH would have rather had the spit up and dirty diapers.
