Of Course...

[needsnewbrain]

I have two who, when they were smaller chicks, would hop up on my shoulders if I squatted down. I would regularly leave with poo on both shoulders, and they are no longer allowed to sit there!

 

[stargazingmommy]

we had our little duckies inside one evening for awhile...I had one laying on the arm of the recliner while I was reading on BYC...the fartknocker suddenly farted really loud, and shot poop 6 inches in all directions. On the chair. the floor. my laptop. me.
and of course my darling children laughed.
adventures in projectile poo