Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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I didn't grow up in ag land and I can't spell to save my life. But even I knew that hay was in bales, not being bailed out of prison.

Yep, for some crimes you don't get out.
 
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I only have one boy, but two girls. The girls make the boy seem effortless.

Oh I know boys are easier, but at least girls like to try on clothes.....

My 5 year old wears about 5 different outfits a day and soils them too because she's a grubby girl like me...they don't call me grubby gretch for nuttin. but there you see my problem? loads of laundry
 
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Because you'd just tangled with your psycho boob biting roo.

I had a feeling that might come up.
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But I'm not scared of him and it didn't really hurt...well, his spur hurt more than his peck..I think he was scared and being protective of the 2 hens out with him, who were huddled on top of each other in a corner being tarded till I opened the door and they said, oh, thanks. But who knows...the varmit that attacked my duck the other week could have scarred them emotionally.

but back to my dream....the buck was HUGE and my roo comes up to my knees, so i bent down and grabbed him while he was busy throwing a punch and then I held him upside down for a while...just to prove my point that I'm bigger and not scared of him and we'd all get along better if he did not attack.

...plus the only reason at this point that i'm keeping him, is he is a good protector of his hens and I need his seed...currently the black copper maran hen is sitting on 15 eggs so I'm hoping they'll hatch out some good ones.

Nuh uh. Mean roos produce mean offspring. I'm so strict with my roos, any bad behavior, I'm like the Red Queen AND if one starts it up after he's fathered chicks, those chicks are treated the same way.

No mean birds at all.
 
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Oh I know boys are easier, but at least girls like to try on clothes.....

My 5 year old wears about 5 different outfits a day and soils them too because she's a grubby girl like me...they don't call me grubby gretch for nuttin. but there you see my problem? loads of laundry

I'm mean. If my kids get their clothes dirty they have to strip by the door to come in, then put the dirty ones back on to go back out. I'm already behind on laundry they don't need to exaccerbate the situation.
 
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Whichever gets the job done?

That's all just mumbo jumbo to me. Write it in whatever.
 
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I had a feeling that might come up.
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But I'm not scared of him and it didn't really hurt...well, his spur hurt more than his peck..I think he was scared and being protective of the 2 hens out with him, who were huddled on top of each other in a corner being tarded till I opened the door and they said, oh, thanks. But who knows...the varmit that attacked my duck the other week could have scarred them emotionally.

but back to my dream....the buck was HUGE and my roo comes up to my knees, so i bent down and grabbed him while he was busy throwing a punch and then I held him upside down for a while...just to prove my point that I'm bigger and not scared of him and we'd all get along better if he did not attack.

...plus the only reason at this point that i'm keeping him, is he is a good protector of his hens and I need his seed...currently the black copper maran hen is sitting on 15 eggs so I'm hoping they'll hatch out some good ones.

I dreamt that I found DS#2's missing tie-dye shirt......

Is it really special? ...go make some more while you make your lemon somethin or other cupcakes... and take pics.
 
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I dreamt that I found DS#2's missing tie-dye shirt......

Is it really special? ...go make some more while you make your lemon somethin or other cupcakes... and take pics.

It was his souvenier from Ft benton MT. DH just HAD to get them each a $16 t shirt.
 
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