Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

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Process one or two as an example. But they are ALWAYS piggies.

HELLO--- I just did 39 birds not 2 hours ago.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yeah, well, your guineas are good parents also. So your animals aren't normal

AAAANNNNNDDDDD I have a nice black angus that I milk without being killed. And my viscious weiner dog rescues baby birds and cries for me to save them.

No normal animals

What, are you slipping them Valium in their water? Angus are tasty cows, but man, they are psychos.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You got Seramas now also?

OEGBs. Although I processed Banshee the Broody today. Took her screamy arse right off the nest.

She screamed the whooooooole time Tyge was waiting to process her.

Bet that was the most fun of them all.

Yes, but you processed CHICKENS. Try processing a turkey, see if the idiots get the hint.

 

[Orchid]

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AAAANNNNNDDDDD I have a nice black angus that I milk without being killed. And my viscious weiner dog rescues baby birds and cries for me to save them.

No normal animals

What, are you slipping them Valium in their water? Angus are tasty cows, but man, they are psychos.

She does have one that tries to kill her on a regular basis. Thereby equalling out the one who lets herself be milked.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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What, are you slipping them Valium in their water? Angus are tasty cows, but man, they are psychos.

She does have one that tries to kill her on a regular basis. Thereby equalling out the one who lets herself be milked.

Angus prove my reasoning on why I do not raise cows. I buy cow meat instead.

 

[maple]

cops will be here in 10 minutes


....everyone HIDE!!! oh wait, I'm not doing anything illegal anymore.

 

[LarryPQ]

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But if they are idiots, can they get the hint? Does subtlety work? Smacking them on the head or goosing them when they bite doesn't seem to work.

 

[jbowyer01]

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DD and I were walking the property line at the new house and part of the property is leased to a guy who has cattle on it. They are black angus. THEY ARE HUGE!!!! I mean this is coming from just the drive by observer, cows do look big but when your standing up next to a stomping the hoof momma its kinda scary! We rounded a corner by some shrubs and she was standing there with the cutest little calf. I tried to take a picture but NOOOOOO do you think she appreciated me and DD complimenting her. Nope she didnt not one little bit. Stupid heifer!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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But if they are idiots, can they get the hint? Does subtlety work? Smacking them on the head or goosing them when they bite doesn't seem to work.

Nope, you got to smack 'em over the head with a clue-by-four. Or just process the dumb turkeys and have small turkey dinners. Either way works. I vote process. Once you are over today's disgusting mess.

 

[LarryPQ]

OUCH the DOW just plunged 600 MORE points.

Uck.

BUY NOW!!!