Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[scbatz33]

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We can come up with more nice things to say. Don't get your pantie all in a wad. We missed you terribly and lamented on your absence

 

[scbatz33]

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Canis Lupus and canis latrans

Hitting the like button.

I be smartz

 

[scbatz33]

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Can we help a friend and kill her husband or ec-husband?

I want to at least maim that fool that made his wife cry because she cut their sons hair.

What did I miss?

 

[MaggieRae]

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Can we help a friend and kill her husband or ec-husband?

I want to at least maim that fool that made his wife cry because she cut their sons hair.

x2

 

[MaggieRae]

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I want to at least maim that fool that made his wife cry because she cut their sons hair.

What did I miss?

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=480220&p=1

 

[debilorrah]

Thanks Maggie!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

My productivity was critter checking and taking a shower. Critters are fine, Babies love the shower so are now quiet, I am laying on couch, feet on dog.

 

[maple]

ok...so here's what maples was up to while I took a leave of absence for a few hours.....and you all partied like office rock stars.


So cleaned for 2 hours, get daughters from school, **this is for you buffy*** went and got torqued on by cute chiro

, come home in time to greet my friend and her 3 little girls--oldest is bff's with my oldest and they are having a sleep over tonight...

Visit cute kittens, drive to the store to pick up stuff for tacos and snacks..., stop by movie store to rent Tangled--even though they've seen it--they could watch it a million times cuz that's what kids do....***this one is for BEANER***and we picked up some cherry slushies while we were there---blue raspberry was broke so sad, come home put away groceries, ask grandma to start browning the meat for tacos while I went upstairs to vacuum dd's room so I could make them a "nest" in front of her tv.....


OK, now this is where the pandomonium sets in....kids outside being chased by rooster but loving every minute of it and maybe they weilded sticks for their own protection

and maybe the 5 year old got stuck on the slide cuz the rooster was givin her some looks and so she wouldn't come down so mommy had to come down stairs and rescue her, go back upstairs...continue to vacuum...CHAOS...the Molly dog otherwise known as the beast or as my friend likes to call her, the hellhound....got outside and now she's running about 55 mph across the whole neighborhood or at least 3 houses south and 2 houses north and round and round and over here and then back there and run at a chicken...whoa theres a fence... finally convince her to "sit" so she "lays"...

back in...more vacuuming...dog gets out....AGAIN....3 or 4 times of this, I forget and then I tell the girls to come in the house...it's either IN or OUT...not in and out and out and in and in and out.... drivin me crazy....

back up to vacuum...that's right...taking me a lot longer getting the task done then it should normally take...then Zoe comes running up the stairs screaming FIRE!!! FIRE!!!!

That's right, granny almost caught the house on fire. She forgot the hard shells in the oven and they went up in a blaze and there was SOOOO much smoke in the house it was in EVERY ROOM on EVERY FLOOR....so I go down stairs and mom says, keep the oven closed so we don't give the fire more oxygen. So I say, is it turned off? She says yes. I look...it's actually turned on high. ha ha ha ha....she didn't turn it off...she turned it UP!

So I turn it off and smoke is POURING out of the oven...so I grab the hot pad and grab the pan with black smoking collapsed hard taco shells or is that ashes now? and go running out the back door and by the way...I thought hot pads were supposed to protect you from hot things? Cheap things. *omitting any obscenities I may have been thinking here* cuz my hand was BURNING!!!! So I drop pan on floor so I can open door and get a better handle on it...or fold hot pad glove in half so there's more padding and throw the pan in the yard and wonder if the chickens would even touch it or what? Probably not. sigh....

So go in the house and open all windows and run lots of fans....it's cold but I'm sweating....the smoke is sooo bad it's burning our eyes and our throats and the girls are all crying and flipping out...thanks Grandma....so I tell them to go to Zoe's room....so they do and grab toys and I get their little "nest" set up....the house airs out....we eat tacos on SOFT shells....the girls get on the pj's....and I put the movie in and make them a little bowl of snacks which includes: fruit roll ups, swedish fish, bottle caps, and scooby doo bones graham crackers and a juice box.

and grandma left cuz my sister said she was making her some kind of naughty vodka drink? I asked where mine was and for delivery but she already partook and so wouldn't drive it over...geesh. So now here I am....it's quiet and dark and my heart is pounding and my muscles are aching from my stupid herniated discs and I'm gonna go take me some pain pills dang it.

Tomorrow's agenda....dd has to go earn 2 badges for Brownies. Missionary boys come over again to help with the move and the clean up. My youngest will go to neighbors house so neighbor can get some hours in for her babysitting class and it will help free me up to work on the house. Then everyone will come home again and play a bit longer before mom of friend comes and gets her to take her home. And of course, a coupld of Brownies will be coming over to spy on the kittens after they earn their badges.

I was given the go ahead by the cute chiro guy to make a poster of kitten for their office and he said, they get rid of so many dogs and cats that way. wooo hoooo!!! Looks like I got a winner!

And that's my exciting night.

 

[maple]

quit yer whinin and read my big post.

 

[NellaBean]

Wow Maple. You wore me out just reading that.

I got home from work and finished up my new little chicken coop/hutch. Here is a pic that doesn't have the new legs/posts on it. The wonnky ones are just holding it in place til I got the real ones there. I added them but it was too dark to take a new pic by then.

It's almost 4x4 and in an 8x8 pen....will be my future mottled cochin coop. Once the 5 girls aren't ALL BROODY.

my shoulder hurts

I want a milkshake

Toby threw up at least 4 times today

I had leftover pizza for dinner and it sucked