Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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If I have to carry the bulls another 3 weeks after Monday, someone will be being killed dead by my bare hands.

My birthday is on Sunday and I think that's a fine time to have babies. I'm just saying...

I also have enjoyed my Sunday babies. It's usually quieter. However, I do not get away with planning a Sunday c-section, and plotting with my doctor to have one. Since the bulls seem happy to stay put, I have to speed waddle to make it medically needed for me.

 

[Orchid]

Somehow a medically necessary c-section due to low oxygen levels sounds more fun if it were induced by a clandestine conjugal visit rather than speed waddling.

 

[Southernbelle]

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My birthday is on Sunday and I think that's a fine time to have babies. I'm just saying...

I also have enjoyed my Sunday babies. It's usually quieter. However, I do not get away with planning a Sunday c-section, and plotting with my doctor to have one. Since the bulls seem happy to stay put, I have to speed waddle to make it medically needed for me.

How big are they thinking the bulls are?

 

[Southernbelle]

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[ChickenAlgebra]

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Same here.

Hrmmmm.....

DH doesn't work on Monday......

Speed waddling may be moved to a back up plan.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I also have enjoyed my Sunday babies. It's usually quieter. However, I do not get away with planning a Sunday c-section, and plotting with my doctor to have one. Since the bulls seem happy to stay put, I have to speed waddle to make it medically needed for me.

How big are they thinking the bulls are?

7-8 lbs EACH.

 

[LarryPQ]

Well I had a frightening moment---the crossing gaurd (the one who saw me bolt after Roro this morning---saw me limping and asked about it. Then she diagnosed me with an achillies tendon that is about to snap.

I KNOW she is a crossing gaurd, but no matter who says something like that, it scares the bejeezus outta you.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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YEOWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear, I never hear of AT injuries from people who haven't had one. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Taking my quad off the bone was bad enough. I'd like to leave my AT intact please and thank you.

 

[LarryPQ]

I would THINK if I hurt my AT, then it wouldn't geel better once it warmed up, right? It would just keep hurting.

 

[Orchid]

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