Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[wegotchickens]

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Does someone come by every so often and ruffle it while squealing, "It's so SOFT and FLUFFY!!!!"?

The ruffling and squealing is the only reason DD doesn't like her hair. She never rememberes that she started it by poking my in the belly and telling me I was f;uffy

 

[Orchid]

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No, because people around here value their hands. And it's not soft and fluffy, it's crunchy and pointy. Just call me Porcupine Orchypants.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Does someone come by every so often and ruffle it while squealing, "It's so SOFT and FLUFFY!!!!"?

The ruffling and squealing is the only reason DD doesn't like her hair. She never rememberes that she started it by poking my in the belly and telling me I was f;uffy

DH gets much sick enjoyment out of doing that to the 14 y/o. However, she has hair halfway down her back, but it's still hilarious for the 110% guaranteed reaction.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Have you ever eaten poop on a shingle?
Daddy used to make it for us. It was the only thing he knew how to cook that wasn't on a grill. Now you're making me hunggry....

We Here at Me lurve you too Batty. I'd help if I could!!

No I have not eaten such a thing. What is it REALLY?

 

[Orchid]

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Have you ever eaten poop on a shingle?
Daddy used to make it for us. It was the only thing he knew how to cook that wasn't on a grill. Now you're making me hunggry....

We Here at Me lurve you too Batty. I'd help if I could!!

No I have not eaten such a thing. What is it REALLY?

Chipped beef on toast. Yum!

 

[llaaadyel]

OMG my DH eats chipped beef on toast. It looks disgusting. But he loves it.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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No I have not eaten such a thing. What is it REALLY?

Chipped beef on toast. Yum!

Chipped beef, as in hamburger with potato chips? Or as in beef that's so overdone you have to use a chisel to cut it. Shockingly, no, we never did eat chipped beef growing up, so I have more fun making fun of the name than I should.

 

[MSDeb]

Morning everyone. So grateful to have missed the poop stories.

Wegot glad to hear you didn't break anything.

I have been slowly de-cluttering the house. It has created a new problem though, as I clear out a space dh goes and gets something else to put in it. Nature abhors a vacuum eh.

Keep up the good work Maple, sounds like you still have your hands full.

 

[scbatz33]

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Sarah....need help?

Tons, but most of it requires psychoanalysis and heavy medication.

I am a big girl, I can do this. *le sigh*

 

[scbatz33]

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Have you ever eaten poop on a shingle?
Daddy used to make it for us. It was the only thing he knew how to cook that wasn't on a grill. Now you're making me hunggry....

We Here at Me lurve you too Batty. I'd help if I could!!

I love You there at You too.......And yeah, my grandfather would make it. He was in the marines during WWII. Apparently they ate it A LOT out in the south pacific when he was "entertaining the jap-O-neese"