Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

Avacados just do not ship well. But I can do teq and guac mix.

 

[sparkles2307]

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It's an inside joke, which I'm sharing with you now. My darling BIL throws darts with a team of women and he likes to throw out "Chest bumps all around!" and "Team shower!" every time they win. They are all his wife's close friends so its laughed at it a benevolent manner, like "Oh the poor simple boy, be sure to laugh at his jokes, it makes him feel better."

 

[MSDeb]

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I've been wondering how you're doing, boo. Sorry to hear it's not as well as I hoped.

What am I missing? Is a care package in order?

Yes, margies all around. We're going to drink lunch today.

Might as well. Check this out. I come home from my run to find one of my neighbors parked in my driveway trying to steal my black cat. She said my cat looks just like her neighbors cat and she was going to take her back. What? And my stupid cat let the woman pick her up and didn't fuss until she was getting in the car. Scratched the woman on her way out and now the lady is all has your cat had all her shots? Do I need to go to the doctor? I'm thinking do I need to get the police over here or what?

Then! I back into my driveway, pull my key out of the ignition, turn around to get something out of the back seat, drop the key and now I can't find it. Really. I've pulled everything out of the car and I cannot find the key.

So, I'm having a cup of coffee and I'm thinking "what would Maple do?" I think she would go take a nap. I'm not sleepy so that's no help. Hmmm

 

[sparkles2307]

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Speaking of care packages and liquor, that little skull of vanilla is darkening REALLY nicely! I had Lars look at it and he said "WOW why did it get so dark" so that confirmed that I wasnt imagining it.

 

[sparkles2307]

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What am I missing? Is a care package in order?

Yes, margies all around. We're going to drink lunch today.

Might as well. Check this out. I come home from my run to find one of my neighbors parked in my driveway trying to steal my black cat. She said my cat looks just like her neighbors cat and she was going to take her back. What? And my stupid cat let the woman pick her up and didn't fuss until she was getting in the car. Scratched the woman on her way out and now the lady is all has your cat had all her shots? Do I need to go to the doctor? I'm thinking do I need to get the police over here or what?

Then! I back into my driveway, pull my key out of the ignition, turn around to get something out of the back seat, drop the key and now I can't find it. Really. I've pulled everything out of the car and I cannot find the key.

So, I'm having a cup of coffee and I'm thinking "what would Maple do?" I think she would go take a nap. I'm not sleepy so that's no help. Hmmm

 

[NellaBean]

We should make our own bracelets that say WWMD.....they could be tiedye or covered in dog fair and kid barf or something.

 

[AK Michelle]

Just a fly-by to say I hope you all are well. I'm on my way to Fairbanks for a wedding.

You gotta see my new addition (if you haven't already)

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=7418722#p7418722

Hugs to all!

 

[sparkles2307]

Hi-Bye Chelle, have fun!!!!

 

[LarryPQ]

Excellent vanilla update

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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OMG he's ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, his name reminds me of some silly Lady Gaga song and I don't know why. Oh well.