Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[wegotchickens]

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Cool people dye their silkies lavender

Cool people just have black silkies who can't be dyed as such.

White shoe polish can make them look like skunks. Take 'em to PetSmart after you stripe 'em and watch people's faces....

 

[cows and chickens]

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I'd comment but I dont' want any "bad member points"

 

[dacjohns]

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Seriously. Sniff his hair once he gets out of the shower. They kind of start with a sort of wet dog smell. Once that starts, require daily showers, it helps.

My kids have been smelling like wet dogs for years. Thats why they have strongly coconut scented shampoo. I'm talking about BO... he wants me to smell his pits every day to see if he has man smell yet. The little one keeps making me look for hairs under his arms...

 

[LarryPQ]

I am back from volunteering at the kindergarten.

I get home and ANOTHER of my chickens has scapled herself. WHAT IS GOING ON? Stupid chickens. it is really grody.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Can you picture Batty driving a school bus?






BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I bet that's a set of kids that stay in their seats lest they DIAF.....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Cool people just have black silkies who can't be dyed as such.

White shoe polish can make them look like skunks. Take 'em to PetSmart after you stripe 'em and watch people's faces....

Then I'd expose them to who knows WHAT bugs, then spread that to the hens I want to keep to lay eggs.

Plus, the most docile of the silkies is also the loudest silkie and likes to report on EVERYTHING.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I'd comment but I dont' want any "bad member points"

Weinie~!!!!!!!

 

[LarryPQ]

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Yes and yes.

 

[cows and chickens]

btw, cool people have black orps, never tell of their silkie "love" and only hang out with other cool people.

check
check
and check.

how cool am I????

fyi, that's a rhetorical question.

 

[NellaBean]

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I'd comment but I dont' want any "bad member points"

Weinie~!!!!!!!

10 points for you!