Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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95% of people hate statistics.

 

[wegotchickens]

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95% of people hate statistics.

Are you sure? Those sadistics are tricky buggers......

 

[ibpboo]

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Oh my gosh, sooooooooooooooo cute!

 

[ibpboo]

I be really really behind.

What would Maple do?


Go to PO?
That's what imma gonna do

 

[heatherindeskies]

I'm so behind in keeping up with this thread!!!!!!
I think i will go empty my duck pool instead. catch ya all later!

 

[LarryPQ]

LALALALA. I like rabbits. On toast.

 

[ibpboo]

I'm having blueberry jam on toast.

 

[maple]

aaaack....attack of the little girls!!!!!

 

[maple]

well now that i've thoroughly been cuted and then grossed out to death courtesy of chelle's cute pup and laree's unfortunate scalping victim all on the same thread....


Let me tell you about pee wee poms.... lil Ava...miss social butterfly...leader of her class....so darn thrilled she's jumping for joy and SOOO excited about cheering at the football game....did not participate. Yup, she would not for anything go cheer with her classmates. Instead, she sat in the stands with me watching. oh well. She said she was scared and too nervous. So odd. Go figure. No matter what kind of coaxing and bribing I did, her "big sister" coach did, her lil classmates, and then my oldest daughter's friends did...we could not get her to stop clinging on to my leg. She was in tears. Did I say, oh well? oh well.

Then we grabbed another pee wee pom friend of oldest daughters and went to the local pizza joint...where the girls went outside on the sidewalk in front of the glass window and performed thier poms to everyone in the restaurant...plus there were more pomers out and about eating with thier families. We then went and scared all the chickens, ducks, and turkey...they ran around the empty house before I coralled them in the car...now we are home and I think they may be tormenting all the cats....oh well. Is it almost time for bed? tee hee

 

[maple]

lo and behold maple hears giggling at 4 something a.m. in the morning...the giggles come down the stairs...i hear ziiiiiiip of a footy pajama...I hear the giggles continue into the bathroom....I hear the toilet flush and another ziiiiiiiiiip....I hear the giggles continue into the dining room...then into the kitchen...back into the dining room...and then into the room where I am sleeping....and maples says..."get your little butts back into bed"....little girl friend says...."But we don't want to...we're not tired."...and maple says, "It's in the middle of the night, quit wakin everyone up...and get your butts back into bed."

maples not sure but thinks maybe? maybe they fell asleep for a couple of more hours...and then I hear the rustling of animals and children..."ok, I've got trooper." poor cat....poor kittens...poor poor hamster....


maple can't wait till afternoon when little girls mom picks her up. maple is tired. maple thinks we should go get the girls donuts and have them chase some chickens to get some of that energy out...wonders how come a full day of school and pom poms didn't wear them out last night? Ok, granted they fell asleep by 10:30...then I went upstairs to check on them and daughter and friend are intertwined on top bunk and one of the poor kittens is death gripped between them. It was funny...I should have gotten a pic...but I couldn't bare to see that kitten tortured anymore and I had to forcibly remove poor little kitten who was much relieved to be removed from her situation which probably lasted an hour before I noticed...and then she went down the stairs and got beat up by her brother...and then she took a bath. It's so hard being a kitten sometimes.

If coffee didn't make my heart go pitter patter and freak me out...I'd say maple needs some right now...maybe if I drive real fast with my head out the car window in the cold morning air that will wake me up...splashing cold water only slightly did...well, first it was the giggling...then the whines of youngest who was not getting included...and then the kenneled dog who was whining to be let out...and did I say maple was tired? Usually by now the kids are on the bus and I'm enjoying a very peaceful nap where I can get my REMS...did I tell you my sleep study came back and they said I don't go down to the deep sleep and get REMS? so they want to take the test again? I know when I get my REMS during my nap in the day...that's when dreams happen right? Yep, soon as I start to dream the phone rings...don't they know I need my REMS? I guess I could turn my phone off for a while but I'm always afraid it's going to be something important like the school or the lawyer or something... REMS are nice...especially when the dreams include cute neighbor. tee hee