Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

Dear Normally Perfect Office Mate,

I do not care to listen to your too-loud ipod considering your taste in music is at the extreme opposite end of the spectrum from mine. However it is 100% worse when you heavily tap your entire keyboard in time with your music.

Please stop.

Crabbybutt

 

[NellaBean]

Just finished an hour of training with the dumbest people alive aka my coworkers. Dear god. Save me now. Ne of the very few smart people around here is going drinking with me after work. We are considering 2 pitchers instead of the usual 1.

 

[Orchid]

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Dear Crabbybutt,

Don't worry, soon your cold will progress to the point where your ears are too stopped up to hear her anyway.

Yours,

Bearer of Bad News With a Silver Lining

 

[sparkles2307]

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Dear Crabbybutt,

Don't worry, soon your cold will progress to the point where your ears are too stopped up to hear her anyway.

Yours,

Bearer of Bad News With a Silver Lining

Dear Silver Bearer,

Its echoing in my head.

I want hot mustard.

Crabbybutt

 

[Orchid]

Dear Crabbybutt,

Eat enough hot mustard and we may have to change your name to Flamingbutt.

Yours,

No Silver Lining There

 

[Orchid]

If all of y'all don't join in here soon, we are going to have to rename this thread The Sparkles and Orchy Show.

 

[maple]

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Do tell

Apparently you are not supposed to get married until you find a man who is just as Godly as YOU are - that way no one will ever get divorced. Single parents are completely against God's will. And we all need to put on our grown-up panties and "do right" and stop being so tolerant.

Um yeah.

Okay.

I was pretty put off by her statements and I've never even BEEN divorced or been a single parent.

...and then that self proposed Godly man puts a ring on your finger and turns into Jekyl and Hyde and then here you are...broke down mentally, physically, and spiritually...and realize God's never changing but the x...well, his thoughts changed like the wind, never knew WHO you were gonna get from one hour to the next...and then thanks God for sending him a thousand miles away...so take that thumpers...

 

[maple]

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g to the reeeescuuuuue

 

[maple]

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This is our first round with croup in an infant. Ella had it last winter, but she was 5, so not as scary. I just took a shower with him so we could be presentable for our Dr's appt in an hour and I was hoping the steam would help him. He's not eating, but he'll nurse, so I know he's getting something. He's finally getting some sleep. I hope he doesn't make a habit of getting croup. My husband wanted me to take him to the ER last night, it's scary when they're struggling to breathe.

Sparkles, I'm sorry about your Emma dog. I hope she comes home.

Bows, just reading your to-do list makes me want to nap.

Good morning, Nella. Or is it a bad morning for you?

Just got a text from Miss Belle
... the doc sent us to the hospital. Jacob is doing better after a few breathing treatments. They're keeping us overnight, but he looks much better than he did.

She wanted me to let you all know.

Oh goodness. Well, at least we know he's getting his breathing treatments now and will be on the mend soon. Huggies to baby and belle!

 

[Orchid]

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Apparently you are not supposed to get married until you find a man who is just as Godly as YOU are - that way no one will ever get divorced. Single parents are completely against God's will. And we all need to put on our grown-up panties and "do right" and stop being so tolerant.

Um yeah.

Okay.

I was pretty put off by her statements and I've never even BEEN divorced or been a single parent.

...and then that self proposed Godly man puts a ring on your finger and turns into Jekyl and Hyde and then here you are...broke down mentally, physically, and spiritually...and realize God's never changing but the x...well, his thoughts changed like the wind, never knew WHO you were gonna get from one hour to the next...and then thanks God for sending him a thousand miles away...so take that thumpers...

Exactly.