Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

Morning orchypants!

The menfolk went down to Dunkin Donuts at 930 pm, and bought out all their munchkins for like, $5. Then they had a munchik fight in my garage. The poofy onesmake a great sound, but the choc cakey ones are dense and comprress into a painful welt-inducing suction cup.

Shaner was talking all bif, but he cant throw for crap. He keeps forgetting this fatty's got game.

 

[LarryPQ]

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You did. I gracefully ignored it till this morning at which time i almost sober texted you back at 5:30 am my time....

Your husband must luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve me.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I BEG your pardon???

 

[sparkles2307]

there needs to be a mandated rule that babies are not to be photographed for online hospital nurseries till the red marks from the suction tool fade and they stop looking like pointy bulldogs.....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Stop stop you're giving me baby cravings!

 

[Orchid]

I really wish I had a webcam in Laree's house. And garage. And yard.

 

[sparkles2307]

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You did. I gracefully ignored it till this morning at which time i almost sober texted you back at 5:30 am my time....

Your husband must luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve me.

He don't care, I don't think he can hear anything over the noise from his tongue trying to strangle him in his sleep.

 

[LarryPQ]

i took pictures.
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[Buff Hooligans]

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By the way Kitty, welcome to the thread!!!! Hope you hang around.

 

[LarryPQ]

I also texted Danno's girlfriend over and over when he left his phone on my counter to go get the donuts.

The young should know better than to dirty text, and then leave the phone in my posssesion.

Then I took lots and lots and lots of pictures with his phone.

Then whent they got back, Shane called her and harassed her for hours. I think she is in Jersey. She's probably more tired than me.