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For those reasons I did not touch the martha stewart magazine.
National Geo has so many mother just like me in it. Hauling their kids around by their scruff, showing their teeth, and pretty much letting their offspring fend for themselves.
IN OTHER NEWS::::
I have been thinking about a fall party with like a bonfire, hayride (DH has an old putt putt tractor and hayracks) hard cider and such.
I must simply THINK my house clean and it will come to pass!
No no no, you need to PRAY your house clean. Think like Bachmann, you'll go far.
We have done a Halloween party the last three years running with hayrides, etc. It's so much work and my house gets so dirty. This year I decided no. The kids are not pleased.
I'm kind of a mean host, and while I welcome partiers, its made VERY clear that no one goes in the house unless they NEEEEEED to. Boys, pee behind one of the 3790435986 trees in my yard. Food is in the garage. Drinks are in coolers. Kids are running wild in the dark. Bonfire is ringed by adults so children can't fall in.
Check.