Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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Those magazines always make me feel incompetent, imperfect and unmotherly.

Therefore I do not read them and stick to things like National Geographic instead.

For those reasons I did not touch the martha stewart magazine.

National Geo has so many mother just like me in it. Hauling their kids around by their scruff, showing their teeth, and pretty much letting their offspring fend for themselves.



IN OTHER NEWS::::


I have been thinking about a fall party with like a bonfire, hayride (DH has an old putt putt tractor and hayracks) hard cider and such.

I must simply THINK my house clean and it will come to pass!

No no no, you need to PRAY your house clean. Think like Bachmann, you'll go far.
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We have done a Halloween party the last three years running with hayrides, etc. It's so much work and my house gets so dirty. This year I decided no. The kids are not pleased.
 
I have that stupid "Blinded me with Science!" song stuck in my head now.

Or maybe it was in my head already.
 
I have been to the grocery store every day this week and today will not be an exception. DH picked The Littler One up from school due to a tummy ache, so I have been charged with picking up some 7-UP. Drat it all.
 
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For those reasons I did not touch the martha stewart magazine.

National Geo has so many mother just like me in it. Hauling their kids around by their scruff, showing their teeth, and pretty much letting their offspring fend for themselves.



IN OTHER NEWS::::


I have been thinking about a fall party with like a bonfire, hayride (DH has an old putt putt tractor and hayracks) hard cider and such.

I must simply THINK my house clean and it will come to pass!

No no no, you need to PRAY your house clean. Think like Bachmann, you'll go far.
lau.gif


We have done a Halloween party the last three years running with hayrides, etc. It's so much work and my house gets so dirty. This year I decided no. The kids are not pleased.

I'm kind of a mean host, and while I welcome partiers, its made VERY clear that no one goes in the house unless they NEEEEEED to. Boys, pee behind one of the 3790435986 trees in my yard. Food is in the garage. Drinks are in coolers. Kids are running wild in the dark. Bonfire is ringed by adults so children can't fall in.


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I did nothing of the sort. I was polite and offered another opinioon to the OP's problem.
 
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I did nothing of the sort. I was polite and offered another opinioon to the OP's problem.

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ETA: We all know that "polite Laree" is actually dripping with acerbic wit.
 
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I STG, if I get an email because of some immature troller, IWBOLDK.
 
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