Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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You think you're scared...I can hear your toilet crying from here.

Snerk snerk I lurves you haha

My kids come by their potty humor honestly. Plumbers in the two generations before them and all that.

I like Tabasco sauce in nearly anything, so those margaritas might be pretty good, except for the fact that tequila gives me an awful headache.

 

[mclevinson]

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Snerk snerk I lurves you haha

My kids come by their potty humor honestly. Plumbers in the two generations before them and all that.

I like Tabasco sauce in nearly anything, so those margaritas might be pretty good, except for the fact that tequila gives me an awful headache.

I usually avoid drinking "ta kill ya". We aren't really on speaking terms after that last incident...

 

[Orchid]

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Oooh, Jack and I were not on speaking terms for several years after a particular incident. Eek.

Tequila gives me a headache after just one. I don't know why, but it does.

 

[Southernbelle]

Last time I had a drink was in the summer of 2002. After 1/2 glass of Arbor Mist, I got soooooo tired I had to go to bed. So I quit drinking. Never knew when I was going to turn up pregnant anyway, so seemed safer to not drink.

 

[maple]

Why does my smoke alarm cry to be beaten when I oven fry chicken?

 

[maple]

So I took a little kid rocking chair and placed it on the very edge of the top of the stairs and balanced myself rather ungracefully to reach the smoke detector so I could pull the battery. There was one point of wobble but I quickly gained composure.

So does this mean I won or it won?

If my house burns down tonight and I'm not alerted it's because I beat all whiney cry baby cuz I'm cooking smoke alarms.

 

[mclevinson]

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The fact that you didn't rock down the stairwell and break your lucky neck says you must have bunches of good Karma racked up; i'm thinking your going to survive the night.

WHAT were you thinking? You have to be more responsible than that, we'd be crushed if we lost our Mapes.

 

[maple]

I was thiniking the little fabric round chair wouldn't hold me and I didn't want to carry anything else up the stairs... giggles.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Oh dear heavens, Maple! That was really risky! Here's me yelling at you ----->

 

[maple]

I'm only trying to win an award. lol


Would it help if I told you I put the rocker perpendicular to the top edge of the stairs and not vertical? hee hee