Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[jbowyer01]

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Once my mom said I was going to get a tetanus shot for stepping on a nail. I never did.

Speaking of outdated tetanus shots
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/17526_fire4.jpg
Rusty enough?

Those will do...now go trolloping along in your bare feet.


Ok, but did you step on the nail with your hightops on and step on it since it was pointing upright out of a board and you wanted to just make it go through the sole of your tennie a bit but then you pushed so hard it went through the sole and into your foot?

Cuz I have NO idea who may have done that as a kid.

LOL I know a certain individual that shot her foot with a pellet gun because she didnt think it would hurt through the shoe. Dumb kid LOL

 

[maple]

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whoopsy daisy...

 

[maple]

ha ha ha!!! bow!!!!


Hey, me and my sis were playin around with the bb gun and it "accidently" went off and pert near hit my grandpa who was visiting and walking his empty whisky bottle out to the garbage can so it could hide.

*oh, and we remained undetected.

 

[dacjohns]

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In March. I guess I need to drink more water and grape juice and cranberry juice and eat less chocolate and nuts

and get more exercise and drink more water and eat more fiber and don't sleep on the same side because it was the same kidney and drink more water.

How's that for poor grammar?

 

[maple]

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Wasn't buffy drivin?

 

[jbowyer01]

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I use to climb up into a tree and shot at my brother as he rode his bike past me LOL. He could never catch me, I was to high up. But thats when I discovered that green pine cones hurt like *****

 

[maple]

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In March. I guess I need to drink more water and grape juice and cranberry juice and eat less chocolate and nuts

and get more exercise and drink more water and eat more fiber and don't sleep on the same side because it was the same kidney and drink more water.

How's that for poor grammar?

sounds like a gretchy sentence

 

[LarryPQ]

Bowow-- you grandchickies are free-ranging today. They look stoked.

 

[jbowyer01]

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In March. I guess I need to drink more water and grape juice and cranberry juice and eat less chocolate and nuts

and get more exercise and drink more water and eat more fiber and don't sleep on the same side because it was the same kidney and drink more water.

How's that for poor grammar?

I dont see a thing wrong LOL

 

[maple]

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I use to climb up into a tree and shot at my brother as he rode his bike past me LOL. He could never catch me, I was to high up. But thats when I discovered that green pine cones hurt like *****

...nelly's fluffy bunnies?