Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Is that what we are calling it now?

Come on. Even YOU have it in your little black heart, don't you?

Wait, who told you my heart was black!?! Thats supposed to be top secret!

My little black heart told me.

 

[sparkles2307]

What is it that I have in my little black heart? The likey likey of his "charisma"?

 

[sparkles2307]

Did I tell you guys about the whole, scanning my life in old 80's photos into the computer thing to make a book for my bio dad?

Did I especially tell you about the part where DH saw a pic of me as a Sr. and said "Why don't you look like that anymore?!?!"

Did I tell you the part where the man is somehow still alive?

 

[jbowyer01]

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And he's still standing upright?

 

[sparkles2307]

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And he's still standing upright?

AND due to my obsessive issues and lengthy battles with eating disorders (which I'm still touchy about) I'm only 15lb heavier than I was in said picture. AFTER two kids and a desk job. Most times he is totally useless.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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And he's still standing upright?

AND due to my obsessive issues and lengthy battles with eating disorders (which I'm still touchy about) I'm only 15lb heavier than I was in said picture. AFTER two kids and a desk job. Most times he is totally useless.

*shoves him in line with the idiot smack upside the head DINOSAUR line*

 

[maple]

I was worried about my weight with cute neighbor and I said, but I'm bigger than I used to be and he said, "We're all bigger than we used to be." I lurves him but shhhh don't tell him that.

 

[sparkles2307]

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AND due to my obsessive issues and lengthy battles with eating disorders (which I'm still touchy about) I'm only 15lb heavier than I was in said picture. AFTER two kids and a desk job. Most times he is totally useless.

*shoves him in line with the idiot smack upside the head DINOSAUR line*

I told him about the dinosaur list.

He didn't get it.

 

[Orchid]

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How did he take being licked like a popsicle?


I could have just gone to Dr. Algae. Yep, Augmentin and Diflucan. Go me.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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How did he take being licked like a popsicle?


I could have just gone to Dr. Algae. Yep, Augmentin and Diflucan. Go me.

My prescription order would have also included brownies.