Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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I agree but I'd need it to make it through the wedding at least!

I can't get some images of a very American Pie-esque wedding out of my head...oh, the need for a durable bridesmaid dress...

Really, I know what you mean though. Some of us are more prone to wardrobe malfunctions than others.

I was a bridesmaid in my mom's wedding. Till the rehearsal dinner I had never met my future stepsibs.
During the "whatever the frick that dance is where you all hold onto the person in front of you and prance around the dance floor" my stepbrother was too shy to touch me so he hung onto the sides of my VERY spaghetti strapped dress.... I caught it just before it fell below my rack. Nice.

 

[LarryPQ]

Conga line.

 

[sparkles2307]

Why? Just, why?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/3985306...ery&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade

 

[jbowyer01]

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There isn't anything on me to show if there is a wardrobe malfunction. Other than tummy rolls and stretch marks. Oh well.

I was actually thinking more along the lines of falling up the stairs, snagging my dress on a door handle, etc...

One word: BOOBS! Good God there are some really UGLY wedding dresses out there!

Laree I'm not growing mushrooms. It just seems wrong. I dont know why but it does. I'd probably grow some kinda morphed mushroom and poison myself.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Yeah that one. Gag.

 

[Orchid]

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Because they can. Shouldn't. But can.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Because they can. Shouldn't. But can.

I seriously want one. Or twelve. Just to torment the males in this house.

 

[LarryPQ]

I am pretty sure my uterus does not smell like honey almond.

 

[sparkles2307]

Laree, you need
http://www.etsy.com/listing/6553095...ery&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade

 

[Orchid]

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I was scanning the available scents wondering if it came in....oh never mind. That might be too gross even for the OW crew. Or at least the crew that watches over the OW crew.