Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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Are you sure it's not my butt over in Illinois?

No, I think yours is closer to the ground than mine.

ha ha ha!!! So are you saying this butt is way up in the air? My kids would totally spank it...they tend to do that with people they like...inlcuding cute neighbor, who turns and acts surprised and goes "hey!" and acts like he's going to chase them so they squeal and go running. I knew the first time they spunk him that was thier approval right there.

My highschool buddy is stopping over for a visit sometime this weekend. He's the one that was home for a year before going back out to San Diego and livin with his bro when he got a new engineer job and he's the one that took me to the hospital multiple times and made me laugh so much the nurses cussed me out for laughing cuz my heart monitor would go off a billion times...and he and his dad helped move that shed at the old house and built me some roosts, auto feeders, and nest boxes...cuz he's handy like that...and he burried my shepard mix dog, Hailey when I had to put her down. What a guy...what a pal...what a friend. Anyway, he's gotta go on a biz trip to the other coast so he's stopping over to visit his ma and pa and friends over the weekend...he hasn't seen my new casa yet...suppose that means I ought to clean it up some...sigh, the things we do for company. And my kids really enjoy tormenting him as well...he's pretty darn tootin fun to torment. I remember the time he brought over a laser light to torment my cats with but ended up tormenting my kids with....he ran them from one room to the next and they actually followed the light and would try to step on it...funniest thing was the light had a mexican accent when it talked and harrassed the kids.

 

[maple]

So my 5 year old wants me to hold her up to reach the ceiling fan so she can be the one to turn it on...then I drop her on the big chair and she screams and I spank her hiney and she screams more and then I lay on her and cuddle her and tell her, "This won't hurt a bit." Oh and that made her scream too.

ha ha ha ha ha.....I totally am using that line forever now.

 

[dacjohns]

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That's awesome, Dacs! Are you moving or buying a snowbird house? You are frustratingly vague on the details!

We are moving. It is far enough north that it gets snow, sometimes a lot.

 

[dacjohns]

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Spudland. Near Buster.

 

[dacjohns]

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[dacjohns]

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Not sure about the pinkish part because I don't see pink really well, but white, yes.

Thank you Orchid. Thank you for addressing the one chicken question in approximately 549 pages of OW posts. Hope Dacs doesn't see this.

 

[maple]

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Spudland. Near Buster.

oooh buster AND bears and moose

 

[mclevinson]

Oh lord, I'm 20 pages behind. Somebody get me caught up before Hannah barfs again. I'll be on and off but will catch up!
ME: Cat brought a mouse home, Emmy would be traumatized for life if I could bring myself to dispatch it. It's in a critter cage. Sarah poked it with a stick, I think it's sick or hurt. If it lives through the night I need to find a harmless place to dispose of it. No, not my crappy neighbors; the cat would just fetch it back.

Sarah is stuck on being Cinderella again (same dress) for the third year in a row, bless her heart. So I talked her into being Zombie Cinderella.

Hannah wanted to be a witch again, had to get her a bigger costume.

Emmy wants to be cat in the hat. Oh boy. Now she says NO MOM, I WANT TO BE THE MAD HATTER!!! Great. Always the last minute with that one. Now I have to figure That one out. At least the makeup is interesting.

That's it I have to go get kids to bed now. Will come back and visit later!

 

[dacjohns]

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Spudland. Near Buster.

oooh buster AND bears and moose

And grandkids.

 

[Boyd]

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holy cow that sounds delish!!!!!!! How long does it last in the granola form?