Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[scbatz33]

2 baby squirrels...


I know this one....so they go into a bar....... SQUIRREL!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Whenever customers tell me how they NEEEED something right now, I think "I NEEEED a million bucks. Sucks to be both of us"

Whenever my kids would whine "but I waaaaaaaaaant....." I'd say "well, I want a million dollars. Guess neither of us is getting what we want."

I say, "Duly noted and recorded. Now I want you to ____. Which one of us is gonna get what we want?"

The correct answer is always that I will get what I want. If I don't get the correct answer then the first task gets a buddy.


When someone at work has a want, I ask when they want it. I usually smile when I ask that, as if I genuinely care about the answer. I am usually testing to see how long I can be on BYC before doing the task....

 

[wegotchickens]

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barf barf....

erm, I mean arf arf....

I was PROVING i am bilingual.

I am multilingual but only in curse words. Gotta prioritize

 

[scbatz33]

Silkie thread!

Very expensive and a pain in the arse to work with........That and metallic thread. DOn't like it either.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Ah, I see. That makes sense. Wow, it's kinda sad that we have to be so extra perfect even on downtime.

 

[maple]

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booger

 

[wegotchickens]

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Ah, I see. That makes sense. Wow, it's kinda sad that we have to be so extra perfect even on downtime.

This made me lol. Maybe it would be less of a big deal if done on downtime....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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But isn't the rating here supposed to be like PG, maybe PG-13?

What do I care? Muhahahahahahaha

Hrmph! Well, I'd get in trouble. Then my posts would be reported for real.

I am an angel, I do not get into trouble. Ever.

Promise. Really.

 

[scbatz33]

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Ah, I see. That makes sense. Wow, it's kinda sad that we have to be so extra perfect even on downtime.

This made me lol. Maybe it would be less of a big deal if done on downtime....

You beat me to it. I'm afraid Cranky Pants never worked on her "down time".

 

[wegotchickens]

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I would think it would be rather lumpy, too, what with all the beaks and claws.....