Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[scbatz33]

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she shoots, she scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tease the bears, batty.

I like living dangerously!

Hey remember this?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/happy-fun-ball/229058/

* Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
* Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
* Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
* Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
* Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
o itching
o vertigo
o dizziness
o tingling in extremities
o loss of balance or coordination
o slurred speech
o temporary blindness
o profuse sweating
o heart palpitations
* If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
* Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
* When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
* Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
* Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
* Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
* Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

 

[ChickyChickyBaby]

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Sorry. Did not realize that was OTL/offensive.

 

[ChickyChickyBaby]

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Sorry. Did not realize that was OTL/offensive.

First offense, at least.

Of course, I did not find it offensive, and forgot where I was typing for a moment.


I think, my halo may have fallen off temporarily. It may not be back on straight now either, because I chunked my big mag-lite across the room a little bit ago...

........I still pitch temper tantrums sometimes! They may not work as far as getting what I want, but they sure do make me feel better!

 

[scbatz33]

break out the ice water!

 

[LarryPQ]

Its like when they put cops in jail, so they can get street cred.

CCB is a SPY!!!

 

[MSDeb]

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Salt water is rough on their delicate skin.

ok ONCE AND FOR ALL Johnny Depp isn't a REAL pirate.



@What! Like my day wasn't bad enough already, and know this. Slinks away to cry.

 

[LarryPQ]

MsDeb: made kale chips today. MIL HAAAATED THEM.

I put more Slap yo Mama on them, ate them all, and called it a win.

FYI: Ramaine chips: FAIL.

 

[ChickyChickyBaby]

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I promise I am only a Stalker!


<breaks out spycam>

 

[scbatz33]

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paranoia will destroy ya

 

[ChickyChickyBaby]

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paranoia will destroy ya

SHHHHHHHHh

You gonna get me in trouble again.