Tom has a coworker who is such a city-boy. He asked how things were going at home and Tom said "Great, we just built the bachelor pad to move the rowdy boys out and give the girls a break".
CB: What do you mean "Give the girls a break?"
T: The teenage roosters are like teenage boys, all they want to do is get lucky. They were humping the feathers off the girls."
CB
Chickens have sex?!?!?!?!
Tom was speechless - where did this guy think chickens come from?
Tom explained that the dog killed most of the girls so the boys outnumbered the girls and now the girls were getting used and abused...
CB: How many chickens do you have?
Tom: We have 9 adults
CB: 9! That's a lot!
Tom: Well, we have 6 teenagers, although 4 are boys and going to the freezer when they are a little older. And we have 11 Icelandics, plus the chicks in the cage... we probably have about 30 chickens and 9 turkeys.
CB was all freaked out by this information.
As Tom was telling me this I started counting... I think we have 54 including the babies in the brooder. But there are a couple dozen eggs going in the bator this weekend.
CB: What do you mean "Give the girls a break?"
T: The teenage roosters are like teenage boys, all they want to do is get lucky. They were humping the feathers off the girls."
CB
Tom was speechless - where did this guy think chickens come from?
Tom explained that the dog killed most of the girls so the boys outnumbered the girls and now the girls were getting used and abused...
CB: How many chickens do you have?
Tom: We have 9 adults
CB: 9! That's a lot!
Tom: Well, we have 6 teenagers, although 4 are boys and going to the freezer when they are a little older. And we have 11 Icelandics, plus the chicks in the cage... we probably have about 30 chickens and 9 turkeys.
CB was all freaked out by this information.
As Tom was telling me this I started counting... I think we have 54 including the babies in the brooder. But there are a couple dozen eggs going in the bator this weekend.
