Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Chickenberry]

I've had rabbit a couple of times and it's quite good! It would be hard ... I would get attached to those babies...

 

[jbowyer01]

Boyd they are adorable. I dont think I could kill a bunny. Now if it was some ugly looking thing I probably could but cute, fluffy stuff gets a free ride. Now if you wanna do the deed for me and I get it in little white packages that would be just fine. Tasty too. I know I'm a push over and a whimp

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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1 - They don't make petite size 0 maternity pants. Just saying. I'm wearing size 4 low riding pants now, they sort of mostly work.

2 - I'm a cheater with a low body fat to start with. The few months I'm not preggers, I help at DH's dojo and teach kids, so I'm always running around and getting a hard workout. My doctor just rolls his eyes at me now.

Boyd, they look very tasty!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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1 - They don't make petite size 0 maternity pants. Just saying. I'm wearing size 4 low riding pants now, they sort of mostly work.

2 - I'm a cheater with a low body fat to start with. The few months I'm not preggers, I help at DH's dojo and teach kids, so I'm always running around and getting a hard workout. My doctor just rolls his eyes at me now.

Boyd, they look very tasty!!!

And I bet you have easy labor, quick, relatively painless..........

Don't make me hate you more!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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1 - They don't make petite size 0 maternity pants. Just saying. I'm wearing size 4 low riding pants now, they sort of mostly work.

2 - I'm a cheater with a low body fat to start with. The few months I'm not preggers, I help at DH's dojo and teach kids, so I'm always running around and getting a hard workout. My doctor just rolls his eyes at me now.

Boyd, they look very tasty!!!

And I bet you have easy labor, quick, relatively painless..........

Don't make me hate you more!

Water makes it easy enough. Quick enough once they decide to show up. But I can't have an epidural, so that part sucks.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Feeling the pain! My FIL didn't even bathe more than once a week while he was with us... claimed he didnt want to be a burden. Uh, we have our own well and work in town all day so ur not really in our way if we're GONE when you shower...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Can I join the hate party? It sounds so fun. I almost fell for the bunny cuteness, but then the thought of slitting their little throats and chowing down on them put me right back in the hate frame of mind. Whew.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Older folk lose their sense of smell, and unless someone tells them, they think they smell just fine. Good luck with that hose, Belle.

 

[sparkles2307]

OK really, they turned on the AC like, ten min ago and it started smelling like dead mouse... now its escalated to the smell after a kid decides hitting the toilet with their crap is too much and it gets smeared all over and left to dry.

Not that I have had much experience with that....

OMG that leads to a story!

 

[sparkles2307]

10 yo nephew is a jock, no special needs on that kid.

Craps himself regularly. Not sure how he goes to public school?

Also not sure how his mother has taken him tot he doctor for every sneeze EVER but can't take him in to figure out why he's TEN and still craps himself.

He had an "episode" in my bathroom yesterday and failed to alert anyone OR to try to clean up after himself... even put his used paper int he wastebasket instead of flushing it!!! my 6yo wouldnt DARE leave a mess like that and NOT expect me to come down on him like the wrath of god....

I was NOT impressed. BIL didn't even say anything.