Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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as the stomach turns, so doth the milk i forgot in the trunk....

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What are all these words that sound sweaty and physically fit? I don't know these words. You aren't allowed to use big words just so I can't understand what you're talking about...

P90X, Insanity and Rushfit are various workout DVD programs. I will need them.

My fat self just indulged happily in double fudge brownies with peanut butter chips and peanut butter chocolate frosting.
 
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What are all these words that sound sweaty and physically fit? I don't know these words. You aren't allowed to use big words just so I can't understand what you're talking about...

P90X, Insanity and Rushfit are various workout DVD programs. I will need them.

My fat self just indulged happily in double fudge brownies with peanut butter chips and peanut butter chocolate frosting.

Which is funny because on my skinny days I still eat crap like that. We msut have different standards. Quit being so hard on yourself you're making me look chunky.

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I did pilates for 5 minutes... ok actually I did the 50 minute dvd 5 times. wow
 
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P90X, Insanity and Rushfit are various workout DVD programs. I will need them.

My fat self just indulged happily in double fudge brownies with peanut butter chips and peanut butter chocolate frosting.

Which is funny because on my skinny days I still eat crap like that. We msut have different standards. Quit being so hard on yourself you're making me look chunky.

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I did pilates for 5 minutes... ok actually I did the 50 minute dvd 5 times. wow

I normally eat crap like this. But I also am usually allowed to do SOME workouts instead of nothing. About now, I'm getting very close to getting as big around as I am tall. Stop laughing.
 
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Which is funny because on my skinny days I still eat crap like that. We msut have different standards. Quit being so hard on yourself you're making me look chunky.

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I did pilates for 5 minutes... ok actually I did the 50 minute dvd 5 times. wow

I normally eat crap like this. But I also am usually allowed to do SOME workouts instead of nothing. About now, I'm getting very close to getting as big around as I am tall. Stop laughing.

I just had a mental image of Violet Beauregard.....
 
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I keep a hugeo bottle at my desk.... everyone knows I'm a popper

I usually do too... ran out the day before yesterday and forgot to restock!
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*sigh* Just 30 minutes to go......
 
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I normally eat crap like this. But I also am usually allowed to do SOME workouts instead of nothing. About now, I'm getting very close to getting as big around as I am tall. Stop laughing.

I just had a mental image of Violet Beauregard.....

Only my nails are turning blue yet because my office is COLD. Like insanely cold. Otherwise, pretty much spot on.
 
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by "bajillion" Laree means 70 acres of corn and 40 of soybeans.

Compared to my .75 acre (including house)......
 
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