Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[MSDeb]

Hey everybody.

I see you have had a busy day. I am exhausted, as in ready to fall in bed, pooped.

Debi, sorry to hear your bad news. I hope things start picking up for you.

Laree, fax me a bowl of that butter cream please. I'll just have that and call it dinner.

Hi Buffy

hi dacs

hi Bow wow

Sadinna

Michelle

Sparkles

Maple

Boyd

 

[debilorrah]

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Thank you.

 

[saddina]

"mom, can i get a medium five?"
"what's a medium five?"
"it's a high five in the middle, but not a low five, so it's you know medium".

 

[Boyd]

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[maple]

You cats are crazy...with all your food talk, busy waves, medium fives, and bunny tooshies.


I met the new neighbors tonight...my daughter's black cat got under thier porch so the guy ripped the trillis off and crawled under there for him and Trooper said, OH HECK NO! and ran right passed him and out the hole and passed everyone until we lost him again. I found him about 10 minutes later on the garage shelf being nosey. The trellis had a big hole in it...so I guess he probably wants to replace that peice anyway.

Then grandma let the same cat out again about an hour later. Then about 2 hours later I realized he wasn't at his usual look out spot and decided he had gotten out past granny most likely...so I looked...came in and fussed with the fan...got it running again....and went out and looked again and there he was stretched out chillin on the drive way...but first I saw our outside cats loungin...one, Petey, right on the back step---tryin to kill me cuz it was dark and there's not hand rail and he's on the middle stair streeetched out and then right there on one of those round tempered glass tables, was his wittle sister, Fuzzy...all sprawled out enjoyin the night.

But the Petey look alike almost fooled us earlier on the front porch but I looked at his head and it just wasn't the Peter Pan head we all know and love.


eeeeeeew, my long hair cat is under crap in here chunkin hair balls. gross. Meka = clever raccoon....she's a clever somethin or other....I can't reach past all these friggon boxes to grab her and toss her in the bathroom where there's tile and it's easier to pick up...nooooo....she's gotta do it on the carpet and out of my reach and under things. Darn it.

 

[MSDeb]

My cats always find carpet to hack on.

Mornin everyone!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'm honest, it's just that the truth is often amusing. And I dated some really useless men. You know the kind where the first 2 weeks are an eyecandy treat.. but sooner or later you have to talk to them, and lord, many had rocks for brains. (you don't need to be smater than me, but you must be able to keep up).

BTDT. Married eyecandy who actually has brains. Me happy.

 

[sparkles2307]

Morning!

Went home, did chores, cooked supper, did dishes, read in the yard, then got out my rifle and sat in the pasture for a while after the fox that's been raiding my coop.
DH stopped driving his tractor long enough to holler something about girls in shorts holding loaded guns, then took off again.
Never saw the fox, sat out for almost 2 hours, went back up and worked on laundry.

This morning I heard the fox bark, but we couldnt see where he was.

I was getting ready for work when I heard DH run outside and fire off his shotgun. (missed)

Apparently, the fox knew what I was up to last night, because he was sitting in the middle of the road looking in my living room windows as if taunting my failure.

War has now been declared.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

*sits in wait with Sparkles's fox*

 

[Chickenberry]

Anyone care for some Gatorade Perform 02? I'm trying to wake up and get started here at work this morning...

The doctor says I don't have a UTI but may be dehydrated... so today I'm pushing the fluids.

What's everyone up to?

It's going to be a gorgeous day!