Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I was going to shove her in the Missouri River. Think it's fast enough right now, she couldn't get out even if she tried and someone was dumb enough to try to help her.

 

[Orchid]

Good afternoon everyone! It's been pouring rain here most of the day, so I took that as an excuse to wear a cute cap to work, the real reason being I was having a VERY bad hair day.

You know I could probably drown an idiot in one of these big puddles, given the proper incentive and a lack of witnesses.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Exactly. What is it with the crappy weather that brings out the idiots???? Clearly the fact I'm handling the 8 bazillion weather related issues at work is not enough, now I must take the idiot calls.

Is it 3 pm yet?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Bring your idiots here - I'm surrounded by water. The nice smelly, salty, tidal kind with gooey seaweed and murky mud and everything!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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[suspecting Orchidpants has a history we don't know about ..]

 

[jbowyer01]

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Bring your idiots here - I'm surrounded by water. The nice smelly, salty, tidal kind with gooey seaweed and murky mud and everything!

LOL My inlaws are on a cruise right now to Cape Cod! Can you push the father inlaw in for me?

 

[Orchid]

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[suspecting Orchidpants has a history we don't know about ..]

Muwahahahaha....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Tell me what harbor they'll arrive at and I'll go there right now and wait for them.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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[suspecting Orchidpants has a history we don't know about ..]

Muwahahahaha....

Emmmmm HUH! I knew it.

 

[debilorrah]

Good LORD! How hard is it to just shut off the extra channels already???? 20 minutes on the phone and this guy would NOT stop his pitch. Dude, we are broke, I am not buying, I am cancelling.