Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Nuh uh, won't use it. Besides, pretty sure DH doesn't consider 'em Lucky Charms. And that's all I can say and keep it PG.

Aw, poor hubby. All he has to do is stand around and pass out cigars while YOU pass out from pain.

Me tough and tolerate the pain. But DH got the big snip snip when it was two of 'em instead of one. So they aren't exactly lucky.

 

[maple]

congrats on winning a food dehydrator...what will we dehydrate first and of course this will be blogged right?


I say... uh, whats in season right now? Well, you all are hot so do you have tomatoes already? cuz we don't...if you're growing them.


My blueberries are turnin blue... sniff sniff... g needs to plant blueberries at her new home....and cherries and apples and pears and gooseberries.... sniff sniff....i'll miss you fruit.

 

[maple]

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Aw, poor hubby. All he has to do is stand around and pass out cigars while YOU pass out from pain.

Me tough and tolerate the pain. But DH got the big snip snip when it was two of 'em instead of one. So they aren't exactly lucky.

but on the contrair...they are...not everyone can have a double yolker.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now!!!!!!! Call 911!!!! Left arm tingley is a sign of a heart attack, get to the doctor!

 

[maple]

I am not. I already saw my heart dr. this week. It's my herniated disc in my neck and it only lasted a second.

But thanks for lovin me so much.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Ok, I will stop being a worry wart broody hen. I panic easily about now.

 

[maple]

When I did have my heart attack it was pain that shot through my left arm. And I had the back pain, jaw pain, both arms in pain especially when bent, and I threw up. All classic signs....thus I have no idea why the walk in clinic guy didn't check my vitals and sent me home with a muscle relaxer...well, that apparently didn't work because later that night I called 911 cuz I KNEW something more was happening.

So I get to the hospital, they run some blood work and say, hey, by the way, we can tell you had a heart attack by the platletts in your blood. Then they had me sit in the er room from 9pm or so till 3 am and did nothing with me. Then the heart dr. came and visited me around 7 am and said, are you still having pain and chest pressure? YES. So he left the room and I got wisked down to the cath lab and got me some angioplasty and a new stent.

Needless to say, I changed dr's after that. Then last sept. got 5 new stents. So I can tell when my body is having a hard time but I'm mad when dr.'s don't do thier jobs.

 

[maple]

Believe me...I'm worried all the time about my heart. My heart was all weird on the plane at the different pressures in the cabin while flying over the weekend. I did NOT like it...and I may have had to use one of those doggy bags they keep in the seat in front of you. That's why I called heart dr. first thing I got home. I am to watch for more signs and if there is more signs than I get to do the lovely treadmill. Last time they skipped the treadmill and did it by meds... I HATE the meds... it's not natural to feel that way with meds...it's like giving me an anxiety attack and then it takes a while to get out of your system. I do not like it. no no no.

 

[maple]

ok...so checking in for the plane...bags go through the x-ray machine. I get stopped about one bag...asked whats in it?

um, clothes...shoes...workbook??

Any medications?

oh yeah, my daughters medications. A laxative and drops for pink eye.

they make me open the bag...they put thier latex gloves on...remove the giant bottle of powdered laxative...have me open it...take thier little tester and make sure it's not an "explosive."

And my 9 yr. old is asking questions and they are telling her they are making sure it's not an explosive...

So I say to my daughter...it's not an explosive although it does make your butt explosive.







Am I the only one who thought that was funny?

 

[ibpboo]

I am only 3 miles from my job, so I come home on my break.
But not enough time to read the henway, so I will this afternoon.



Maple, I think that is extremely funny, and I was thinking that 'yes, its an explosive' as I was reading it.

Ok, I'll catch more up later, gotta get back to work