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I now want to dig out the dehydrator and find things to suck the life out of....
They're called "husbands".
Speaking of, he got up this morning all cranky at me for messing with his ear all night. He said I kept tickling his ear with my fingers in my sleep and it kept him up all night. Ten minutes later I saw a tick in his ear, yeah, sucking the life out of him.