Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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That was my first reaction too.

My husband recently confessed that he'd kinda wanted a 4th baby. The next breath, he said he's not opposed to a 5th.

Slackers.

 

[Southernbelle]

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My husband recently confessed that he'd kinda wanted a 4th baby. The next breath, he said he's not opposed to a 5th.

Slackers.

We're Catholic, too. [hanging head in shame]

 

[wegotchickens]

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They are highly prized by the same kinds of folks that eat petrified ducklings and fermented cabbage.

We Here at Me are not any of those kinds of persons.....

Yup, the same person who buys balut from us is the one who offered the $10 a pound.

Please, I so do not care. Get the flock going, I'm selling Silkies for meat.

Good for you!! Really!!

I watched them cook silkie meat on one of those cook-off shows and it was creepy looking. DH kept saying, "How can you tell if it went bad?" DUH! It would smell icky! Regular chicken doesn't go green just because it's bad.... But he still insists he can't ever eat it and I'm not going to argue. Especially when I can sell the cockerels to cute little kids who want to love 'em and squeeze and watch TV with them....

 

[NellaBean]

I'm glad y'all are keeping the earth populated, cause if it was up to me, I would let the human race die off and black cats would take over the universe.

I called one of our sales reps a stupid cow before I went to lunch. Not to her face, but still. These people are sucking out my WILL TO LIVE.

Must. Have. More cats.

Wait what?

 

[AK Michelle]

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Or you could just liquor him up and take advantage of him. Just have Beaner pick up an extra box at the packy

 

[NellaBean]

Also, when I got home yesterday, norman was sitting on top of the fridge staring at me. Guess he isn't having problems jumping up anymore. Yes, my cats are allowed on the furniture, on the dinner table AND on the kitchen counter.

Take that.

However, the dogs are not allowed on any furniture at all. Zero. Interesting.

 

[NellaBean]

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Or you could just liquor him up and take advantage of him. Just have Beaner pick up an extra box at the packy

I found some deeeeelicious (and cheap) blackberry merlot the other day. That's right kids, I am drinking out of a BOTTLE now.

Calm yourselves. WHAT'S NEXT?!?!

 

[maple]

decorating cookies like buff is what's next

 

[maple]

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Screw the husband and have more babies.

Trust me, that's a regret you cannot go back and fix later.
He'll learn to deal with it....

Looks like dac likes the saying...

 

[NellaBean]

I hate this job today. Much more than normal.